Things you have always wanted to do for a laugh.....

[The Spanish]

Rape.

two minute silence at 11am this morning in memory of the armed forces who served dur - North Stand Chat

Interesting set of moral standards you have.

 

[Shinbreath]

I've always wanted to find someone thats is eagerly walking home carrying "buy one get one free" pizzas and kick them out of their hands.

The problem is, I'm not that fast a runner so would probably get caught and battered...

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

To push food up my arse and see if shit comes out my mouth.

 

[tedebear]

When passing a child over 2 sitting in a buggy with a dummy in its mouth, I have a barely controllable urge to whip it out of its mouth and leg it down the street, like some crazy Struwwelpeter character.

BEWARE the crazed dummy snatcher!!

Excellent - that'd make me laugh too!

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Go to a CAMRA beer festival and ask for a pint of Thrumbungler Apricot IPA 2.2% ABV........................................with a top!

 

[driller]

Go to CAMRA beer festival and ask for pint of Stella

 

[Paxton Dazo]

To run on the pitch at WHL, and tell all of the players they're useless c*nts, bar a few of them. It'd be great.

But it's not worth a life-time ban.

 

[Wilko]

A mate of mine lived in a house that backs on to a huge field. For years he was obsessed with running through the field naked while taking a shit so it would just fall out his arse naturally like a wild animal. We talked about that for hours, not sure if he ever got round to doing it though.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

I'd like to alter those TO LET boards outside houses, adding an I between the O and L ...

 

[Don Quixote]

two minute silence at 11am this morning in memory of the armed forces who served dur - North Stand Chat

Interesting set of moral standards you have.

I do not get you...

Maybe you don't understand the difference between joking and real life.

 

[Don Quixote]

To run on the pitch at WHL, and tell all of the players they're useless c*nts, bar a few of them. It'd be great.

But it's not worth a life-time ban.

Do it! Do it!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

A mate of mine lived in a house that backs on to a huge field. For years he was obsessed with running through the field naked while taking a shit so it would just fall out his arse naturally like a wild animal. We talked about that for hours, not sure if he ever got round to doing it though.

I MUST do this

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

I'd like to alter those TO LET boards outside houses, adding an I between the O and L ...

Me too. Simple but effective.

 

[The Spanish]

I do not get you...

Maybe you don't understand the difference between joking and real life.

not at all. its just that you disaprove of some jokes and so do I.

yours are jokes about italian cowardice, mine are jokes about wanting to try rape.

 

[Garage_Doors]

To push food up my arse and see if shit comes out my mouth.

No need to push food up your arse, it all already does.

 

[hopper_182]

A mate of mine lived in a house that backs on to a huge field. For years he was obsessed with running through the field naked while taking a shit so it would just fall out his arse naturally like a wild animal. We talked about that for hours, not sure if he ever got round to doing it though.

Raab Himself did that on CKY. he ate a whole bar of laxative chocolate, then ran at full speed and shat himself, f***ing rank, but f***ing funny too.

 

[desprateseagull]

well, thats another series of 'balls of steel' sorted then..

 

[timbha]

get one of those police sirens/flashing lights for my car to switch on when I pull up and then chase someone using their non hands free mobile phone when driving

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

While drunk once a tramp asked if i had any change, i pulled out a handfull of change approx £50 i had won on the fruit machines and showed him and said "Yes shit loads thanks" childish i know and evil but funny

 

[Spun Cuppa]

While driving down the seafront with a g/f, it seemed a good idea to pull over by the speed camera and let off a camera flash I had in the car at passing, non-speeding cars, making them think they had been flashed by the speed camera