Things you don't get.

[Tesco in Disguise]

homosexuality.

its not natural!

yeah. i'm sure it's out of choice.

prick.

 

[Braders]

no satisfaction

 

[Cian]

So is this official, Aids has now also been rejected by the gay community?

Considering the FAR higher standards than your average bimbo slag, I think he was rejected quite some time ago.

 

[cannedheat]

Les Biehn Stand Chat.

 

[Mrs Coach]

Why sushi costs so much money? It's rice squashed together with a tiny slice of fish on top?

 

[Les Biehn]

Les Biehn Stand Chat.

What?

 

[Pettitt303]

I don't get why parmesan cheese smells like vomit

I dont get why anyone would like that heap of shit

 

[magoo]

Re: Re: Things you don't get.

Why anyone would get excited about the new series of big brother.

*cough*

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Little Britain. Utter shite. Would have been OK as a one off, but lacks depth, character development, humour.

 

[Les Biehn]

Little Britain. Utter shite. Would have been OK as a one off, but lacks depth, character development, humour.

That and the Tate thing.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Friends. It's completely shite, so why?

 

[Meade's Ball]

I struggle to understand why i am not on people's minds as much as i feel i deserve to be. How i haven't yet developed a cult or developed a living a follower, someone how bows to my every desire, which sometimes would be most apt. Winklepickers. Ghostly aparitions at sea singing chorally in the mist. Whether people like Martin Daniels are more magic than their fathers, or just as equally charmless. What pi really is. Why i hate MacGuiver more than any other tv detective agent. How i can't remember which one's Cagney and the other Lacey and the face i'd pull when stuck in a soon-destroyed room offered the chance to bed just the one i can name before the sun or a tidal wave strikes us, and why i fancy the big family one more than the twinkle-eyed boozer. Whether the 13 timestable is an unlucky one. Why i feel so damn alone.

 

[seagully]

Why when girls start to cry do they wave their hands under their eyes as if trying to fan them? how does that help? It's given me many sleepless nights it really has.

 

[Braders]

Re: Re: Re: Things you don't get.

*cough*

word.(even if the twins creep me out slightly)