Things we'll hear before the season ends

[Collar Feeler]

"Well until its a mathematical certainty, the lads will keep on giving 100%" Manager - Mark McGhee

"The lads are playing for pride now and a contract next season" - Caretaker Manager, Bob Booker.

"Whinge moan Falmer whinge Lewes council moan no money Falmer nimbys Falmer moan whine unable to attract players Falmer lack of resources Falmer whinge The Withdean effect Falmer etc etc etc....." Chairman, Dick Knight

"Mark McGhee's job is watertight, he is going nowhere". Chairman, Dick Knight

"In the interim, Bob will be looking after First Team affairs". Chairman, Dick Knight

"So Brighton can look forward to a trip to Hartlepool next season". Sky Sports presenter Jeff Stelling.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

"Enjoy your trip to Swindon" [Insert Palace Fans name here]

"Looking forward to our derbies" Watford O

 

[Ernest]

The one thing we'll certainly hear is 'Sack the board'

 

[1066gull]

Ernest, thats going to far.

I back you over Magoo, but now your just being stupid.

 

[Bigtk]

Next season

"We may have lost 10-0 to the orient but lets look on the bright side of things" Mark Mghee (if we was still manager

 

[Giraffe]

"We are doing everything we can to find an answer to our goalscoring problem"

"Who will score the 5000th goal"

 

[Barrel of Fun]

"Who will score the 5000th goal"

I don't want to laugh at that one, but very good. (without sounding patronising)

At least we wont hear that next season.

 

[dwayne]

Ernest, thats going to far.

I back you over Magoo, but now your just being stupid.

 

[Giraffe]

I don't want to laugh at that one, but very good. (without sounding patronising)

At least we wont hear that next season.

I bloody hope not!

 

[Everest]

"f***, bollocks, xxxx, wank" Any Albion fan.

 

[TSB]

"It's Pompey vs Brighton and all we can hear at fratton park is the Brighton fans Mark Mcghee whiskey song"

 

[Woodchip]

Just had "It's a Palace dream, both our main rivals relegated together", from a Palarse fan

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

It was the ref/pitch/fans/away fans fault

Relegation doesnt matter, its only the league.

 

[Stinky Kat]

The fixtures computer has played a blinder pairing Brighton with Hartlepool at Victoria ground on Boxing day

 

[227 BHA]

Things we'll hear before the season ends -

"The Officials have it in for us - its a conspiracy!" - Liz Costa

"Penaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllltttltyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" - Scottish John

 

[CHAPPERS]

''It was the refs fault''

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

If only we strenghtened in the summer.

If only I played (virtually) the same 11 every week.

If only I could coach our glut of strikers

 

[CHAPPERS]

If only I could coach our glut of strikers

No no NO! They haven't got the service. We've been through this before!

It should be, 'I'm unable to coach our midfielders to provide through balls or decent crosses'.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Sorry Chappers I meant: if only I could coach or GLUT of FORWARDS.

 

[CHAPPERS]

''I wish i wasn't such a useless lardy jocky clown''