Things that you know will happen on NSC at some point...

[murraymints4brighton]

.Notters will MOAN about the *** being in the match thread.
.Ninja Elephant will comment on every single post with an incredibly unclear mesh of the English language and try to link it all at the end to Swindon.
.Someone relatively new to the message board will call WW a moaner and then WW will tell them to "look at the facts".
.I will get a P.M. from the delightful f*** witted PIKEY called dadevon or something like that telling me I am a prick and that I to should follow in his example and threaten people at football games.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Someone will claim that something that is obviously not a fact is a fact, and ram it home by using capitals

FACT

FACT

And will further ram home their point by writing "End of" and thereby making sure loads of people will respsond and thus defeating the very object of writing it.

end of

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Affect or effect?

Doh.

 

[Wienergull]

Doh.

Sorry, couldn't resist!

 

[1066gull]

- US will tip a failing 8/1 in the Grand National

 

[Garage_Doors]

someone will post a huge picture of a well known supporter of our next opponents.

 

[SeagullTim]

Someone, probably vulture, will suggest we've signed Phil McHunt of Berwick Rangers.

 

[looney]

Bhaexpress will screw another posters mother.

 

[looney]

NMH will give one of his opions which amounts to "I love authority" and at least 6 posters will call him strange/weird and 1 or 2 of them will start crying.

 

[Gerbil]

Surely the most predictable one would be Dougdeep correcting someone's spelling and grammar?!

Correct, he is a very sad man.

 

[Tomnorthi]

Someone will ask if there is a stream for the game when it has been posted loads of times in the official match thread.

 

[Chesney Christ]

With my success rate at judging BHAFC players in recent years, it's all I need

Peter Brezovan.

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Peter Brezovan.

Liam Dickinson

 

[algie]

Bhaexpress will screw another posters mother.

...

 

[Taybha]

Jack straw will make my friday a happy place

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Taybha and Janbha will have a discreet husband and wife (?) chat on a thread.

 

[Juan Albion]

Affect or effect?

A pedant will point out that either works in this case.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

HB&B and Adrie will have a baby and name it 'Tim Sixty Six'

 

[bhaexpress]

Bhaexpress will screw another posters mother.

Looney will cut and paste something that has nothing to do with football.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Debs, will call Dick Knight a Liar.