MAGALUF!
The thought of slipping in the bath and whacking your teeth on the taps
I did an up and under dive into the shallow end of a swimming pool when I was about 9 and lost most of both front teeth - that smarted a little
The sound of polystyrene.
I really liked "The day the world turned day-glo."
Bit of basil brush for you: "boom boom"
...talking of which... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/northamptonshire/7307828.stm
forks crossed and stuck together erggghhhh