Things that have pissed on my chips today.

[Billy the Fish]

Is there such a thing as screw in rubber studs? I always thought the point of mouldeds was that theres no screw sticking up to knacker your feet in.

 

[tedebear]

My girlfriend was away and I was cooking myself a lovely roast, all the trimmings. As I was faffing around at the end, trying to get my timing right I tripped, the oven shelf was half way out of the oven door, I fell pn it, hit th eground with it underneath me and sticking to my shoulder. Resulting in a rather attractive, full thickness, 3rd degree burn across my shoulder in the distinct bar pattern of an oven shelf. It f***ing hurt and still getting treatment now

YIKES! Ouch ouch ouch! Deary me! Sorry to hear that.... How awful!!

 

[Les Biehn]

Is there such a thing as screw in rubber studs? I always thought the point of mouldeds was that theres no screw sticking up to knacker your feet in.

Well I bought a pair on my lunch break so I'm guessing there is.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

. Mind you you are ginger and like cricket so you can't be that cool.

 

[Les Biehn]

Sorry Hans

 

[CHAPPERS]

What position you be playing?

Left back tomorrow, depending on formation.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Well I bought a pair on my lunch break so I'm guessing there is.

Interesting.

 

[Les Biehn]

Left back tomorrow, depending on formation.

You will have to contain the mighty munkfish then.

 

[CHAPPERS]

He's better have little pace and even less skill or I'm f***ed.

 

[Trufflehound]

3) Baps on display. Put them away, I can't crack one off walking down the road.

Yes you can. A big baggy overcoat with holes in the pockets should do the trick.

Oh, and you might need some dark glasses and a hat to confuse the CCTV as well...

 

[Nibble]

YIKES! Ouch ouch ouch! Deary me! Sorry to hear that.... How awful!!

Thanks, it is on the mend though and I should have a manly scar to show for it so all's well that ends well etc..

 

[Les Biehn]

He's better have little pace and even less skill or I'm f***ed.

More your Paul Reid type winger. He will baffle you with his movement and passing.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

My girlfriend was away and I was cooking myself a lovely roast,

Invite yourself round yer mums or get a pot noodle mate.

 

[Nibble]

Invite yourself round yer mums or get a pot noodle mate.

Mummy lives hours away and Nibble wanted roast. Nibble been bad.

 

[Les Biehn]

Mummy lives hours away and Nibble wanted roast. Nibble been bad.

I will roast you

 

[Nibble]

I will roast you

Spit? You're on big boy!

 

[Chesney Christ]

It must be so tiring being you chappers. Trying to be so cool all the time. Mind you you are ginger and like cricket so you can't be that cool. Perhaps you should stop over compensating.

I'm ginger and like cricket.

 

[Les Biehn]

I'm ginger and like cricket.

But from what I seen you don't try to act cool.

 

[desprateseagull]

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