Things that don't yet have names but need them

[Man of Harveys]

I think we've done this before but more NAMES are needed:

1. That nuclear holocaust effect you get when driving in the sun just after it's been raining and you're totally blinded from the light from the surface water and drive into a bus. My suggestion: AQUACAUST

2. When a song played by an MP3 player on random shuffle coincides eerily-neatly with where you are or what you were saying at the time. For example, driving to Salisbury, I said "we're quite a long way west now" - and immediately the theme from "Once Upon A Time In The West" started playing, or whilst driving right past John Lennon Airport, suddenly "Imagine" started up, at random, from over 5000 tracks. My suggestion: SEREND-IPOD-Y

 

[Les Biehn]

Dear oh dear MoH, they are both shit, especially the ipod one.

I knew some guys who used to call tucking your erection into your waistband a 'Melvin'. Always thought that was rather good.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Dear oh dear MoH, they are both shit, especially the ipod one.

Sir, feel free to proffer any better...these things NEED names and NOW

 

[The Large One]

Remote Control for your telly.

That's what it DOES, not what it's CALLED. I suggest a 'ooflungdung',

 

[Les Biehn]

Sir, feel free to proffer any better...these things NEED names and NOW

Don't be silly, this is NSC, I am just here to criticise.

 

[magoo]

Well the first is just getting DAZZLED innit!

The second is called COINCIDENCE ooooh.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

A left handed wanker


a Southwick

 

[Lokki 7]

Remote Control for your telly.

That's what it DOES, not what it's CALLED. I suggest a 'ooflungdung',

In our household this has always been referred to as the "doofer".

 

[Man of Harveys]

Well the first is just getting DAZZLED innit!

The second is called COINCIDENCE ooooh.

Have my taxes paid for your education at any stage? I sincerely hope not. Read the post again - it's those SPECIFIC things that need names. Actually, don't bother.

 

[Les Biehn]

A post sex wee where it shoots out at different angles needs a name.

 

[Parson Henry]

In our household this has always been referred to as the "doofer".

ours 'the changer'

 

[Parson Henry]

A post sex wee where it shots out at different angles needs a name.

Splurt

 

[Icy Gull]

ours 'the changer'

In ours the doobryfart thingy

 

[Publius Ovidius]

ours 'the changer'

in ours its "mine"

 

[Man of Harveys]

A post sex wee where it shoots out at different angles needs a name.

Right, a fine example - so, neck above the parapet: a name such as?

 

[Les Biehn]

Splurt

Surely that is when you come in your pants.

My mate calls after piss (post piss dribble) a widows tear drop.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

ours 'the changer'

Its obviously a dibber!!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

yeah i hate that wee

 

[Parson Henry]

in ours its "mine"

I can believe that....

 

[Simster]

In our household this has always been referred to as the "doofer".

It's the DOOBRY chez moi.