Things I've never done

[B.M.F]

Apart from Trufflehound I've done all of the others and Truff's I have often thought about, especialy any Inland Revenue office.

How did you manage to do a pretty woman that s also a nice woman? I did not think any existed All the pretty ones I know turn out to be horrible people.

 

[tedebear]

I found it to be rather bland tasting, personally.

Kangaroo or Emu?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Kangaroo or Emu?

Kangaroo. Certainly not a Spaniel.

 

[Trufflehound]

its great, you can grab hold of those long sexy floppy ears!

Yeah, but retrievers are more loyal and will love you longer.

 

[tedebear]

Kangaroo. Certainly not a Spaniel.

This place is so rude sometimes people talking all over the top of each other!

 

[bhaexpress]

How did you manage to do a pretty woman that s also a nice woman? I did not think any existed All the pretty ones I know turn out to be horrible people.

A gentleman never tells, however yes, in fact I plan to marry her

 

[Moshe Gariani]

taken a hat trick... (despite at least ten opportunities - lots of jug avoidance!)

 

[Buzzer]

claimed to have Irish heritage

found Bo Selecta funny

rolled my own fag - (or pikey fags as I call 'em)

 

[Trufflehound]

How did you manage to do a pretty woman that s also a nice woman?

I'm married to one.






A nice, pretty woman that is. Not a spaniel. Or a retriever.






Or a kangaroo.

 

[B.M.F]

A gentleman never tells, however yes, in fact I plan to marry her

bastard

 

[Trufflehound]

Kangaroo. Certainly not a Spaniel.

Dog meat is certainly not bland. It also tends to stick around on your breath long after you've finished.

 

[algie]

Never voted Labour
Never broken a bone in my body
Never met BOF
Never injected drugs
Never saw Floyd in concert
Never had a morgage

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I'm married to one.


A nice, pretty woman that is. Not a spaniel. Or a retriever.


Or a kangaroo.

A goat perhaps? Mr Alifi, is that you?

 

[Chicken Run]

an honest days work

 

[gwpdylan]

never got married a fourth time

 

[gwpdylan]

never driven a car
never rode a motor bike
never seen an episode of Lost ...
Never seen a episode of x-files
completely avoided entire last big brother series

 

[Trufflehound]

A goat perhaps? Mr Alifi, is that you?

Curses. May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your armpits for unmasking me.

 

[bhaexpress]

bastard

No the current but soon to be ex Mrs BHA often accuses me of this but as she's seen my birth certificate she knows this not to be true.

Now if you'd have said cad or bounder you'd be correct

 

[tedebear]

Curses. May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your armpits for unmasking me.

Excellent!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Curses. May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your armpits for unmasking me.

It could have been worse, I suppose.