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Thieving Gits



El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,913
Pattknull med Haksprut
Sussex Police report a 200% increase in theft from baggage at Gatwick in the last week.

Don't you just love those chirpy patriotic baggage handlers:ohmy:
 
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Rangdo

Registered Cider Drinker
Apr 21, 2004
4,779
Cider Country
Or people taking advantage of the fact that all their valuables had to be in their suitcases to make some tasty claims on their travel insurance.
Once reported to the police theres not a lot that the insurance company can do to deny the claim and the police haven't got the time to check all the reported thefts. Almost guaranteed payout on all that digital equipment and jewelry that never existed.
 


Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,801
Brighton, UK
I blame the foreigners.
 


Wilka

Well-known member
Nov 18, 2003
3,695
Burgess Hill
My mate Andy "Kanu" or scarface from here has just started a job handling baggage at Gatwick in the last week???

Hmmmmm
 




Rougvie

Rising Damp
Aug 29, 2003
5,131
Hove, f***ing ACTUALLY.
I'm always amazed at Gatwick (where I mostly work) how they can get away with theiving out of bags (which is a massive problem) unless certain security guards are in on it, which is worrying.

On the rare occasions I take my toolbox onto the ramp, its quite often searched on the way out.

Wonder how many spurious insurance claims are being put in tho ?
 


Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
72,222
Living In a Box
There was me thinking it was El Pres who had been robbed of his porn stash :ohmy:
 


El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,913
Pattknull med Haksprut
Beach Hut said:
There was me thinking it was El Pres who had been robbed of his porn stash :ohmy:

I have 24 hour security on the jizztastic equivalent of the British Library.
 






















Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
71,896
Big bonus season for the baggage-handlers then. Robbing gits.

I like the (true) story from the eighties of how a Crawley baggage-handler's house got raided early one morning. Police were amused to find that the wanker's house was decked from top to bottom in bright red Virgin Airways carpeting complete with corporate logo running throughout. Gawd bless our East End overspill trash :D
 




Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
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Jul 21, 2003
20,386
Playing snooker
They don't call them "Baggage Handlers" for nothing ...
 


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