There's taking the piss and then there's taking the effing piss

[Buzzer]

My nephew (Albion fan of course) was picked to play for the South of England Water Polo team tomorrow and we're all really proud of him but have a look at the speedos they've given him to wear.

Not happy doesn't begin to describe my feelings right now. I reckon he ought to do a shit in them.

 

[hart's shirt]

Whilst it doesn't look good on the surface, there's always the possibility that any Palace supporter who's in the team would have to wear blue and white.

Either way, I'm sure your nephew will make a big splash.

 

[nomoremithras4me]

Poor lad, could scar him for life

 

[Sussex on Leith]

Poor lad, could scar him for life

You're right, that's the trouble with Speedos

 

[AlbionRob]

What colours do the horses have to wear?

 

[essbee]

>>What colours do the horses have to wear?



That is quality Rob.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

>>What colours do the horses have to wear?



That is quality Rob.

What Sea horses?

 

[Buzzer]

Do you think he'll be safe if he wears 3 pairs of underpants underneath?

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Do you think he'll be safe if he wears 3 pairs of underpants underneath?

Best book a visit to the clinic,the moment he enters the water he's bound (sorry and hopes he does not) to catch something,i'd go for a NBC suit,Nuclear,Chemical,Biological warfare type

 

[Lush]

Do you think he'll be safe if he wears 3 pairs of underpants underneath?

and Spanx?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Do you think he'll be safe if he wears 3 pairs of underpants underneath?

Ooops

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Club in Hastings me and best mate swam for was/is called Seagulls (much more like it). Used to smash up CP swim team in their own back-yard as a lot of regional galas held at CP pool, but not sure what standard of their WP team is. Talking 16/17 years ago now

 

[dingodan]

If you color in the right letters you can make

"Crystal Palace R Poo"

 

[Triggaaar]

What colours do the horses have to wear?

 

[HastingsSeagull]

If you color in the right letters you can make

"Crystal Palace R Poo"

HAS to be done!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

And then there's taking the piss literally...

 

[W.C.]

forget his 'kit', play in his pants. Sorted.

 

[portslade seagull]

Piss in the pool just as he is leaving to leave a reminder

 

[W.C.]

stitch an 'H' over that 'W'

 

[Helen Chamberlains Quim]

Turn them inside out and he can wipe his arse on Palace all day.