There's a bloke on the train...

[Bozza]

...with BHAFC shaved around the back of his head.

What zany and madcap things are you doing for today?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

If you have second thoughts, you can always wear a bobble hat, Bozza.

 

[Giraffe]

I have just died my pubic hair blue and white ready for my 90th minute streak. Very worried about the jump from the middle tier.

 

[Horsham Gull]

pogo stick?

 

[public school boy]

pogo stick?

Is he that big?

 

[Bozza]

I have just died my pubic hair blue and white ready for my 90th minute streak. Very worried about the jump from the middle tier.

Fashion a parachute from the toilet paper you'll be buried in.

Hope this helps.

 

[Giraffe]

Fashion a parachute from the toilet paper you'll be buried in.

Hope this helps.

Sounds like a plan. Will also help when I shit myself before jumping.

 

[mistahclarke]

Is he that big?

genuine

 

[southwickseagull]

...with BHAFC shaved around the back of his head.

What zany and madcap things are you doing for today?

Could he be a Palace fan going home after his stag night?

 

[southern_sid]

Im gonna do a line of gear the size of my arm up my right, then up my left.. then set off. lovely.

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

I'm working a split shift at work with a little dash to the Amex for the match inbetween. Not looking forward to going back to work after the game...

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I am being NICE to everyone on here, the neighbours, even if I saw Caroline Lucas, I would ask her how she was today.

 

[papajaff]

I going to go mad and drink Hophead in the Evening Star.

 

[imissworthing2]

Said to myself its the 1st game at the amex live alittle, so I invested in some face paint.....

 

[southern_sid]

Just had a fat line of the 83 cup final programme.... does life get better!!

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Just had a fat line of the 83 cup final programme.... does life get better!!

Than doing drugs while posting on the internet? Yes, yes it does.

 

[wehatepalace]

Just had a fat line of the 83 cup final programme.... does life get better!!

Going old skool !

 

[Stinky Pete]

Than doing drugs while posting on the internet? Yes, yes it does.

That made made me laugh and choke on my shreddies

 

[southern_sid]

Than doing drugs while posting on the internet? Yes, yes it does.

nah, this feels good. the people won and today i am gonna lap it up..

 

[Lush]

If you need drugs in order to have a good time today then there's something a bit wrong with you.