The wrong lyrics

[Smith DID score]

My wife has always thought that Squeeze's - 'Is that love', contains the Lyrics "Beat me up with your lettuce, your walk out notes".

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Some kid I knew thought it was "A Fly in the lager" & not "The eye of the Tiger". And let's face it, it probably should've been.

 

[brighton_girl87]

I remember a hearing a friend singing along to Cotton Eyed Joe and she thought the lyrcis were "Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from to cut my toe".

 

[sully]

I always used to wonder why "Oh Yeah" by Roxy Music was so called....

I thought the line was "They're playing for you on the radio"

 

[Trufflehound]

Who can forget Desmond Dekker's classic "My ears are alight"?

 

[Gwylan]

It was widely held at my school that the words to Sly and the Family Stone's Family Affair were "Newlywed a year ago/But you're still shagging each other out" - took me a long time to realise it wasn't

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

.....cry once more like I did before sing a new song chicken tikka



Last Christmas I slept with a tart but the very next day was Palace away...



Tonight, I sellotape my glove to you....



sweet old lady, sweet old lady, I don't care too much for this monkey business...



...the're giving love in a femidom (..om,..om).....we are family, I got all my sisters in me.....

 

[Garage_Doors]

Three spring to mine

I'm going to deep fry now, instead of i'm going to leave right now, by Will Young.
even now hearing i can only here the wrong one,

Madonna singing ablut the Brookie actress Anna Friel, (And i feel)

And Simon Le bon confessing he went into a record shop asking for the new Sex Pistols single "Fruity Bacon" it was Pretty Vacant

 

[Pavilionaire]

A couple of supermarket ones:

Abba - Super Trouper:
"I was sick and tired of everything
when I called you last night from Tesco's"

Oasis - Wonderwall:
"I said maybe
You're gonna be the one at Sainsbury's"

 

[The Wookiee]

What about that great tribute to the BBC newsreader sung by the Police " Sue Lawley"

 

[Badger]

Tonight, I sellotape my glove to you....

I always heard it as: sellotape my head on you

Lets not forget the classic lyrics from Destiny's Child - Independent Women

The shoes on my feet
Alf Garnett
The clothes I'm wearing
Alf Garnett

 

[Badger]

REM - The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight

Call me Cheryl Baker, call me Cheryl Baker

 

[The Wookiee]

an who is "Miss Miller" in Bohemian Rhapsody