The "Would You..." Game

[Race]

would you rather have cyril from 'thats life's' eyes or jack from 'on the buses' choppers?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

qualla.

chew on frank cannons arse grapes or lick between rik wallers armpit folds?

Waller's armpits

For your very own TIME MACHINE ...... (bloody hell I'm gonna have to go mad now)

Would you tit wank Barry Evans from EastEnders, felch your old man's baby batter out of Michael Barrymore's shitty arse (and he's just had a pool party the night before) then finish the evening by drinking raw fish guts from your 14 year old sister's lady garden? Then sending the video to all your mates. Without an explanation why. Other then it seemed like a good idea at the time.

edit: and no you can't use the time machine to change any of this, smartarses

 

[Durlston]

qualla.

chew on frank cannons arse grapes or lick between rik wallers armpit folds?

Rik Wallers armpit folds.

Would you run across the M25 blindfolded with earmuffs in on a busy Friday afternoon for Holly Valance to become your pussy slave forever?

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Would you become deformed for one night with the girl of your dreams, AND brighton to win the premiership?

 

[Race]

suck a sumo wrestlers knackersack or lick stavros from kojacks bell end?

 

[Race]

robbie from eastenders acne or karl malden's helmet nose?

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

suck carlos tevez's cock and let him cum on your face, infront of a sold out eastlands for the other way round but from Cheryl Cole?

 

[Mr Smggles]

suck a sumo wrestlers knackersack or lick stavros from kojacks bell end?

What the f*** is wrong with you?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

What the f*** is wrong with you?

Don't they say centre halves suffer more brain damage then other any footballers due to heading the ball more

 

[Mr Smggles]

Don't they say centre halves suffer more brain damage then other any footballers due to heading the ball more

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

teabag your nan or eat grapes out your mums arse?

 

[Durlston]

Grapes out of my mum's arse would be a pleasure.

 

[Durlston]

suck carlos tevez's cock and let him cum on your face, infront of a sold out eastlands for visa versa but from Cheryl Cole?

Cheryl Cole's got a cock?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

teabag your nan or eat grapes out your mums arse?

Teabag my nan.

Would you masturbate over your sleeping mum (high probability she'll awaken) for Brighton to get £5 Million for new players?

 

[Grapes of Wrath]

Teabag my nan.

Would you masturbate over your sleeping mum (high probability she'll awaken) for Brighton to get £5 Million for new players?

I would as long as the security at the cemetary didn't catch me

Would you shag the Thompson twins, remembering of course that strangely there were 3 of them?

 

[Silent Bob]

Teabag my nan.

Would you masturbate over your sleeping mum (high probability she'll awaken) for Brighton to get £5 Million for new players?

No. I wouldn't do any of the albion based ones. Bad fan.

Punch your mum full in the face, or stamp on a cat?

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Slit your wrists or wank of a dog?

 

[Durlston]

No. I wouldn't do any of the albion based ones. Bad fan.

Punch your mum full in the face, or stamp on a cat?

Stamp on the bloody cat especially as she was sick on my bed the other day.

 

[hopper_182]

this thread is friggin mental. so sick.


anyway, would you spend an hour docking George Clooney to prevent your girlfriend running off with him

 

[Race]

Cheryl Cole's got a cock?

yes, his name's ashley