The "Would You..." Game

[Silent Bob]

I don't like their attitude.

Would you watch the Eurovision song contest from start to finish, alone, stone cold sober, for a firm handshake from Gus?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

NO.

Would you gatecrash your mother's bookclub/WI meeting by running into it wanking for a BMW convertible?

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Would you give and receive a blowjob (including facials) with The Wizard/nf9 for a hand job from Holly Willoughby and you can slip a few fingers in her aswell.

 

[Silent Bob]

NO.

Would you gatecrash your mother's bookclub/WI meeting by running into it wanking for a BMW convertible?

Only if my mum was on holiday. Although I'd do that for free. So no.

Would you crush a gerbil in your hand for a date with Fearne Cotton?

 

[The Wizard]

Would you give and receive a blowjob (including facials) with The Wizard/nf9 for a hand job from Holly Willoughby and you can slip a few fingers in her aswell.

Yes? Don't expect an answer from Danny because we have already done all that and more...

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Only if my mum was on holiday. Although I'd do that for free. So no.

Would you crush a gerbil in your hand for a date with Fearne Cotton?

Yeah, but tbh I'd do basically anything just to go on a date with her.

 

[vulture]

would you take aids up the bum for a chance to have 45 minutes in a albion shirt in a league game

 

[Silent Bob]

Yeah, but tbh I'd do basically anything just to go on a date with her.

Would you piss on a newborn child?
Would you smash yourself as hard as you could in the mouth with a hammer?
Would you show this thread to your mum and tell all the sickest (best) ones were you, and tell her that you were wanking while writing them?

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Would you piss on a newborn child?
Would you smash yourself as hard as you could in the mouth with a hammer?
Would you show this thread to your mum and tell all the sickest (best) ones were you, and tell her that you were wanking while writing them?

1) Definitely
2) Don't see why not - wont kill me, just hurt a bit.
3) Yeah, go for it. She's heard worse (I mean living with me ol' man for 20 odd years)

 

[Silent Bob]

Would you cut off one of your bollocks, put in a plastic bag, and swallow it?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Would you cut off one of your bollocks, put in a plastic bag, and swallow it?

You've got me there.

 

[The Wizard]

Would you cut off one of your bollocks, put in a plastic bag, and swallow it?

For what in exchange?

 

[Silent Bob]

For what in exchange?

Read back yo.

Would you have your arsehole surgically doubled in size for a hundred grand a year job for life?

 

[The Wizard]

Read back yo.

Would you have your arsehole surgically doubled in size for a hundred grand a year job for life?

Ah yes, my bad.

Would you eat fresh STEAMING cow shit, mixed in with runny dog shit for a night of passion with ANY woman of your choice?

 

[NMH]

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Er.... would have to, but try to forget...must forget...
Well, Holly would help me forget.

Would you go into the stinkyest pub urinal and eat the grollies trying to resist the piss-stream, for an Aston Martin?

 

[Race]

would you suck a pint of tramps piss through albert steptoes skid-stained gunties for a chance to be invisible for the day?

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

would you suck a pint of tramps piss through albert steptoes skid-stained gunties for a chance to be invisible for the day?

Without a doubt!

 

[Albalbion]

I LOVE this thread! Guy Butters, you are one sick individual.

NSC Gold

 

[pishhead]

Would you receive a paper cut down your japs eye for a blow-job off Frankie from the saturdays.