The works Christmas party

[HOFNSKIN]

@ our staff christmas jolly all paid staff boycotted the proceedings.

A permanent state of war remains between the management and the wealth producers.

HAPPY DAYS

 

[Lower West Stander]

Big boss did gangnam dance after a large number of jäger bombs. Not seen in office next day.

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

At our office Christmas Party two days ago we had a seriosuly fun time
with work colleagues. Fine Real Ales followed by some rather nice red wine and malts.
Feeling rather jolly, I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit.
That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab home.
Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block but since it was a cab,
they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was a real surprise as I had
never driven a cab before. I don't remember where I got it and now that
it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it!


TNBA

TTF

 

[The Wookiee]

Have just woken up after yesterday's works piss up, not good !!!!

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

I DJed our Christmas do which meant that (a) I got to choose the music (woo-hoo!) and (b) I didn't have to make small-talk with anyone. Oh, and there was free beer.

What it did also mean was that I could watch people descend into varying grades of meltdown, inappropriateness and emotional instability.

The worst thing is waking up the next day thinking '... shit, did I behave myself? And if I didn't, did I get away with it?'

you sound interesting, maybe others were thinking the same of you, SPEED INDUCED WORK PARTYS FOR ME IN THE PAST

 

[albion534]

I work alot of Christmas party's, and last year was a massive group of 250,
And around about half 9 a lady of around 50 decided to throw up on herself and shit herself

 

[The Large One]

you sound interesting, maybe others were thinking the same of you, SPEED INDUCED WORK PARTYS FOR ME IN THE PAST

You sound properly boring.

The tedious in-your-face twat with nothing to say and breath that could kill a cow at 50 yards.

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

A friend of mine vomited in a girl's face while he was having sex with her. All he'd drunk was red wine and he said she looked like she'd had her throat cut. Unsurprisingly she was not very keen to continue their blossoming relationship after that.

Thank god i am on the toilet or i would have crapped myself laughing. Brilliant.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

You sound properly boring.

The tedious in-your-face twat with nothing to say and breath that could kill a cow at 50 yards.

did i say something wrong you have a good one ................ put the needle on the record and the drum beat goes like that

 

[Nibble]

I DJed our Christmas do which meant that (a) I got to choose the music (woo-hoo!) and (b) I didn't have to make small-talk with anyone. Oh, and there was free beer.

What it did also mean was that I could watch people descend into varying grades of meltdown, inappropriateness and emotional instability.

The worst thing is waking up the next day thinking '... shit, did I behave myself? And if I didn't, did I get away with it?'

I have an image of the fat one from The Office who rarely speaks, at the xmas party taking the DJing really, really seriously while everyone else just gets on with getting drunk and pulling.