The Unofficial England vs Bermuda Thread.

[CHAPPERS]

South Africa 57/4 against Ireland.

 

[Chesney Christ]

The first warm up game has begun.

Strauss has been rested/dropped.

Umpires: A L Hill, R E Koertzen

Bermuda: D C Borden, L O Cann, D L Hemp, K Hurdle, M Jones, D M Leverock, D A Minors, S Mukuddem, S D Outerbridge, O L Pitcher, I H Romaine, C J Smith (sub), K Tucker


England: E C Joyce, M P Vaughan, I R Bell, K P Pietersen, P D Collingwood, A Flintoff, J W M Dalrymple, P A Nixon, L E Plunkett, J M Anderson, J Lewis, S I Mahmood (sub), M S Panesar


Game on...

EH? Thats THIRTEEN players a side?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[keaton]

We ARE wales

What does that mean?
Wales beat England two or three years ago

 

[CHAPPERS]

It's a 13 a side game. Silly eh?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

We are absolutely atrocious in these hit and giggle games, didn't we lose to Wales last year in one??

Yes, we did play Wales, despite being England & Wales. I can't remember if we did lose, but I have a sneaky suspicion that you are right. Can't find any details about it though. I think it was 2005...

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

111-2 now, Bell 45, KP 32

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Bell out!

 

[bardo]

I have a theory that all the openers want out early so they can get down to the beach for the afternoon! And who can blame them?

 

[Billy the Fish]

Pietersen just been stumped, came down the wicket and missed 132/5

 

[Seagull over NZ]

We ARE wales

Bermuda not looking as bad as I thought they'd be, they have got a player who's 19 stone, he a right fat bastard

That same fat bastard has just got Collingwood and KP out. Lovely piece of bowling to get KP out. He tried to run and celebrate but the spare tyre or 3 around his waste limited him to a mere jog !!

 

[Billy the Fish]

That same fat bastard has just got Collingwood and KP out. Lovely piece of bowling to get KP out. He tried to run and celebrate but the spare tyre or 3 around his waste limited him to a mere jog !!

He looks quite useful doesn't he

 

[Seagull over NZ]

Looks like a fit young man........

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Big lad!!


South Africa 69/7 vs Ireland.

 

[Titanic]

JWM Dalrymple c Pitcher b Borden 76 79 balls, 3x4's, 2x6's, s/r 96.20

the only decent knock in the England innings.

England 286/8 in 50 overs.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Should be more than enough to beat Bermuda i would say, although this is England we are talking about!

 

[The Large One]

Bermuda 15/1 (6.0 overs)

 

[Gully]

I nearly fell off the cross-trainer at the gym when Leverock came on to bowl, don't think that I can remember anyone that large playing cricket at a professional level, the bloke is massive. Mind you, his bowling wasn't too bad and he took a couple of quick wickets to put the pressure on England, wonder how quick he is between the wicket when they bat...might trouble the Reichter Scale more than the scorers!

 

[John Boy]

Bermuda are 38/7!

 

[Statto]

43-8. Will they make 50?

 

[John Boy]

43-8. Will they make 50?

Their fat bowler is going to score a century