The Tube For Saturday - Some Questions?

[skipper734]

There's not horses shirley. There are Pit Ponies though, left behind to run wild when they dug out the tunnels.
Boris encourages the Tube travellers to feed them oysters 'cos he is an animal lover.
Oh! and the thing that Quatermass found down there wasn't very nice either. Beware!

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

And on The Escalators - stand on the LEFT.

 

[Gazwag]

Keep an eye out for werewolves, saw a report on that sometime ago on TV, they could even be American ones so take care

 

[Dandyman]

The tube? Don't you know every station has a f***ing tramp?

Do they f*** other tramps or just tourists ?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Do they f*** other tramps or just tourists ?

No - they're for the disabled.

 

[HG201]

If the Johnstones Paint game earlier on this season is anything to go by, there will be a naked, yes fully naked black man standing in Leyton Station after the game, this should point you in the right direction

 

[Storer68]

If the Johnstones Paint game earlier on this season is anything to go by, there will be a naked, yes fully naked black man standing in Leyton Station after the game, this should point you in the right direction

and with what will he be "pointing me kn the right direction" with?