The TOILET roll

[Simster]

Should this be placed so that the paper protrudes from the back of the roll or the front of the roll.

I prefer putting the roll in so that the paper is available from the front of the roll, but I've noticed my wife seems to place the paper at the BACK, which in my opinon is very POOR.

I may choose to have a row with my wife this evening over this important matter, depending on the advice given by the good PEEPLE of NSC.

 

[Nibble]

when having said row with her please be sure to mention that nibble couldn't care less about this detail of your lives.

 

[Easy 10]

It simply HAS to hang from the front. Anything else is just freakish.
Were I ever to use your toiletry facilitues Simster, I would take the LIBERTY of turning your toilet roll round so it was facing in the direction God intended.

 

[Simster]

It simply HAS to hang from the front. Anything else is just freakish.
Were I ever to use your toiletry facilitues Simster, I would take the LIBERTY of turning your toilet roll round so it was facing in the direction God intended.

If ever you find yourself busting for a SHIT in Reigate, feel free to pop round.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Is that an open invite?

 

[Taybha]

at their Goalie normally.

 

[Simster]

Is that an open invite?

If I'm honest, I'd rather you SHAT before leaving. However, if you could put a couple of kind words backing up my opinion, I may allow you to use the Simster khazi should you require the facility.

 

[Easy 10]

If ever you find yourself busting for a SHIT in Reigate, feel free to pop round.

I'd be delighted.
Its reassuring to know that if I'm ever caught short in Surrey, there is an accommodating SHITTER in the area in which I can safely relieve myself.

 

[Trufflehound]

I think this was pretty conclusive last time as well: The Friday Debate: Which way do you hang? - North Stand Chat

 

[Questions]

We still have the squares of newspaper with the nail and string through them. Not paying out for that soft modern stuff.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

If I'm honest, I'd rather you SHAT before leaving. However, if you could put a couple of kind words backing up my opinion, I may allow you to use the Simster khazi should you require the facility.

Fair do's. You are right - front.

Okay, I'll be round later...

 

[Trufflehound]

A bit of shiny greaseproof paper with the sharp edges like you used to get in primary school. That was proper character-building.

 

[Questions]

Should this be placed so that the paper protrudes from the back of the roll or the front of the roll.

I prefer putting the roll in so that the paper is available from the front of the roll, but I've noticed my wife seems to place the paper at the BACK, which in my opinon is very POOR.

I may choose to have a row with my wife this evening over this important matter, depending on the advice given by the good PEEPLE of NSC.

Tell her to put the toilet seat back up when she has finished in there.......
That is another good way of starting an arguement with wifes and girlfriends.

 

[Questions]

A bit of shiny greaseproof paper with the sharp edges like you used to get in primary school. That was proper character-building.

and a three foot gap under the door so they could peer under and laugh at you.

 

[Hiney]

It HAS to hang from the front.

Anyone who thinks otherwise is not paying sufficient RESPECT to the noble art of defecation.

 

[Mendoza]

why the hell would anyone want to reach around to the back?

 

[Easy 10]

When we have GUESTS round, my missus often folds the top sheet of toilet paper into a neat little triangle and leaves it hanging on the roll, like a NAPKIN.

 

[captainmorganrum]

I prefer putting the roll in so that the paper is available from the front of the roll, but I've noticed my wife seems to place the paper at the BACK, which in my opinon is very POOR.

Yes, this is exactly the same in the Rum household - it's a gender thing.
Why do they do that?

 

[footychick]

I have it at the front but other half has it at the back, I always put it back at the front because I hate it.

 

[pasty]

Front. Definitely. FACT.