The things you learn from TV advertisements

[backson]

Why do women always have blue periods in the tampon adverts?

Same reason babies always have blue piss in nappy adverts

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

You can only have your windows fitted for free if you invite an aged, loud,badly dressed, northern twat into your living room to shout at you for 5 minutes

 

[FamilyGuy]

"Now, the best part of your make-up, is taking it off!"

 

[FamilyGuy]

"Now, the best part of your make-up, is taking it off!"

Proof that women need to be patronised to buy any product (In a poll of 123 women, 75% agreed)

 

[Seasider78]

You only have to ask 10 people what they think of a product before you declare '90% of men agree this makes your skin softer'

 

[Seagull on the wing]

You can only have your windows fitted for free if you invite an aged, loud,badly dressed, northern twat into your living room to shout at you for 5 minutes

Most annoying twat ever.

If you drink PG tips on a picnic you get carried off by a huge Eagle. Blooming Palace fans!

 

[Martin Lambert]

they will buy any car from £50 to £100,000.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

If you purchase a well known cider, someone will attempt to murder you by firing three arrows at you...

 

[DT Withdean]

Flick over and never watch them, therefore less influenced by marketing men,
and catch up on some news or something else.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Phil Collins is really a large, hairy primate underneath that bald,self-satisfied,smug exterior

 

[The Large One]

It's madness to drink Kronenbourg.

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Your mobile phone is worth loadsa money if you send it to some site or more likely it I'd worth thruppence halfpenny

Sent from my U8220/Pulse using Tapatalk

 

[Gazwag]

Rather than employ junior shool teachers from England they employ foreigners who eat jaffa cakes whilst teaching

 

[Danny-Boy]

Meerkats should be extinct, the irritating little bleeders

They would be if they lived in Siberia rather than in Southern Frica. Frozen to death or scoffed by the peasantry.

 

[Danny-Boy]

"Do the Shake 'n Vacuous Smile..."

 

[Danny-Boy]

From the grave in a haunting voice..."It's boootifulll....."

 

[New Carpet?]

• A well-known brand of Irish cider wouldn't exist if it wasn't for a bloke with a weird beard made of bees
  
• If there is a drought in the UK this summer, it might be worth chasing up Alistair Cook to see how many freebies he got from Buxton
  
• The couple from the Match advert should go off and live in a cave and never re-emerge if they really think that The Godfather Part III is the better film of the trilogy

 

[The Modfather]

I could be entitled to compensation

 

[henrywilliams]

well we can learn a lot of stuff from TV advertisements such as very useful information about the insurance policies and its various plans .