ben andrews' girlfriend
Nurse Laura
This has to be one of the funniest threads ive read in aaages
ben andrews' girlfriend said:This has to be one of the funniest threads ive read in aaages
555kaz said:Once water is drained away, add knob of butter and small amount of milk and begin to mash. When they spuds are mostly mashed add a couple of spoons of mustard and some black pepper and carry on mashing/mixing in
seagullion said:the peas are no longer in the equation, owing to the fact that the dish over balanced and they are now all over the draining board.
and ive had a bit of a disaster with the spuds, owing to the fact that i put a bit too much milk in and its got the consistency of thick milk shake![]()
seagullion said:i give up. i have had an afternoon of culinary disasters.
no peas
no mash
and just when im thinking to myself 'never mind, youve still got your turkey steaks' what happens? the element goes on the cooker and everything is cold. and thats not all
as i was scraping said disasters into the dogs bowl my mobile fell out my top pocket into a heap of slushy mash and its blocked up all the speaker holes.![]()
Yorkie said:The takeaway will be open soon.
Talking of peas, on Friday evening I cooked Cumberland chipolatas, mash and marrowfat peas. I was coming through the double doors from the kitchen carrying both plates on a tray with cutlery and the tray slipped in my hand.
I dropped both dinners on the living room floor (which fortnuately is laminated) We had to mop the floor after picking up broken plate and discarded food. The marrowfat peas went everywhere including inside one of the big speakers either side of the tv.
I swore rather loudly and Ned laughed.
Zed Seagull said:Really fancy that mustard mash. Is that teaspoons of mustard or tablespoons? Or maybe desertspoons?
This thread is so funny by the way!!!![]()
Gully said:Never made mustard mash before, sounds pretty good. A variation I like is to mix some chopped scallions in with the mash just before you beat it, can also add a little grated cheddar for a really tasty treat.
Yorkie said:The takeaway will be open soon.
Talking of peas, on Friday evening I cooked Cumberland chipolatas, mash and marrowfat peas. I was coming through the double doors from the kitchen carrying both plates on a tray with cutlery and the tray slipped in my hand.
I dropped both dinners on the living room floor (which fortnuately is laminated) We had to mop the floor after picking up broken plate and discarded food. The marrowfat peas went everywhere including inside one of the big speakers either side of the tv.
I swore rather loudly and Ned laughed.
Ned said:You haven't heard what constitutes Yorkie "Asking"![]()