The SICKEST Jokes in the WORLD

[Pevenseagull]

superb


absolutely superb

 

[Skint Gull]

There are some awful (although hilarious) ones on the Jacko section!

 

[Man of Harveys]

Michael Jackson's wife has just given birth. Jackson asks the doctor how long it will be before he can have sex. Doctor says "Fucks sake Michael. At least wait until it can walk"

 

[Bluejuice]

What's red and pink and can't turn around in coridoors?

A toddler with a javelin through its head



That site is immense

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

they're the jokes that you know, you just know you shouldn't laugh at.....but you still do


the 9/11 ones are AWFUL

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

* What's the definition of a clunt?
Someone who runs away from a chinese chip shop without paying.

 

[hopkins]

A woman visits her doctor complaing of a strange feeling in her lower stomach.
The doctor examines her and states;
"Well, I can tell you that you'll need to be buying lots of nappies in about nine months time."
"Am I pregnant? That is wonderful news."
"No, you have bowel cancer."

That is f***ing INSPIRED

If you even thought of saying that joke in front of me id put you in hospital, joke or no joke !!!!

 

[surrey jim]

Guard: "What would you like?"
Harold Shipman: "A nice whiskey would be great"
Guard: "What would you like?"
Myra Hindley: "I'd love some red wine"
Guard: "What would you like?"
Fred West: "I could murder some Tennants"

 

[Biscuit]

Paul McCartney bought his wife a new artificial leg this Christmas but it wasn't her main present, it was just a stocking filler.

Why am I laughing?

 

[Easy 10]

What do you call a black man flying a plane ?
A pilot, you racist bastard.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Just watch the Aristocrats....

 

[Biscuit]

Whats did the cannibal do when he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.

 

[Biscuit]

What do elephants use as vibrators?
Epileptic pigs.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

What's worse than finding half a maggot in your apple?
Getting raped.


Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife is dead.

 

[El Presidente]

What’s green and melts in your mouth?


A leper’s cock!

 

[looney]

Why do black people have flat noses?
That's where God put his feet when he was pulling their tails off.

 

[Lokki 7]

A lot of that site is just plain wrong, but I couldn't help but laugh at this...

Why do you get so many chinese people in harrow?
Because they get off the airplane, into the cab and say 'HARROW!'