"The reason the Albion are playing so badly this season ... ridiculous, baggy shorts"

[Lord Bracknell]

"The reason the Albion are playing so badly this season ... ridiculous, baggy shorts"

... or so I have been informed by someone who - until quite recently - was a high profile, well connected Albion fan.

Is he right?

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

How do you stop being a high-profile well-connected Albion fan?

 

[Tooting Gull]

Until quite recently..hmm..was it Mark McGhee?

 

[Bigtomfu]

I agree, on people like Dean Cox, Jake Robinson and Gary Hart you really cannot see any leg between the top of their socks and the beginning of their shorts.

When we come out looking like that I for one expect that the highlights of the matches will be in sepia with an outstandingly victorian sounding voiceover.

 

[Tooting Gull]

When we come out looking like that I for one expect that the highlights of the matches will be in sepia with an outstandingly victorian sounding voiceover.

Charles Charley Charles Oatway it is, then.

 

[Lawro's Lip]

Wind resistance. Slows them down.

 

[bhaexpress]

Wind resistance. Slows them down.

Shouldn't have beens as a pre match meal then should they ?

 

[East Staffs Gull]

Re: "The reason the Albion are playing so badly this season ... ridiculous, baggy shorts"

... or so I have been informed by someone who - until quite recently - was a high profile, well connected Albion fan.

Is he right?

He must have a point. They don't wear baggy shorts in training, when by all accounts they play blindingly.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

After the defeat against Blackpool when the Albion rolled over with their tootsies in the air , Albion manager Dean Wilkins reported to the press

" I spoke to Dick Knight during the week about the new shorts and my displeasure in their airiness. I requested in the strongest possible terms that we contact our suppliers and ask for a new set to be made in an early 90's style which came 2 inches down the leg and rode up into the arsecheeks and enmpasized the front package. I also am trying to see if they can remake the glorious wavey Pink away kit that was so successful during the same time ".

Dick said " feck off you baldy pansy and get on with your job ".

" If we go down it is undoubtedly due to the new shorts and I apologise in advance to the fans "

 

[bhaexpress]

Dick said " feck off you baldy pansy and get on with your job ".

" If we go down it is undoubtedly due to the new shorts and I apologise in advance to the fans "

You know that was all quite believable until those last two sentences, DK apologise Do me a favour

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Charles Charley Charles Oatway it is, then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzhlAQgv7kE