The Queen is a West Ham fan

[Kumquat]

Does one's girlfriend take it up the arse?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

P. A. L. A. C. E.
Come & get your OBE
With a nick nack paddy whack, give a dog a bone
Welcome to one's humble home

 

[Simster]

P. A. L. A. C. E.
Come & get your OBE
With a nick nack paddy whack, give a dog a bone
Welcome to one's humble home

 

[Tooting Gull]

'I'm forever blowing Burrell...'

*Me. Tower. Tomorrow.*

 

[Marxo]

Her majiscope = West Ham.
One's grandson = Aston Villa.
Is there a pattern emerging here?
Is there a Burnley fan in the family?

 

[16bha]

Her husband supports Olympiakos, and her grandad supports Hertha Berlin!

 

[BHAFC_Pandapops]

couple of years back the press said she was a gooner. Glory hunter much?

 

[skipper734]

Dated 2009 init. As Wetsham are not in the Prem. any more she's probably gone plastic and Arsenal.

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

might have something to do with bobby moore and geoff hurst

 

[Lush]

Come on you Ire Ones

 

[banjo]

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

"You're going home in a bullet-proof limousine"

Larf, I nearly wet one'sself!


TNBA

TTF

 

[The Large One]

Her majiscope = West Ham.
One's grandson = Aston Villa.
Is there a pattern emerging here?
Is there a Burnley fan in the family?

Burnley = BNP voters. Prince Philip
Scunthorpe = Sarah Fergie. Not sure about the 'S horpe' bit though.
Crystal Palace = Wrong sort of Palace

 

[The Large One]

'One's going to get one's f***ing head kicked in...'

 

[perseus]

I though she was a German 13¾

 

[NMH]

Betty probably thinks Bobby Moore and Geoff Hurst still play for them

 

[jevs]

You're only jealous you lot...just because we've got her maj, Ray Winstone and Kiera Knightley to name but a few and you've got Des Lynum !!!