The POINTOMETER never LIES

[auschr]

As anyone KNOWS I am one of the more INTELLIGANT people who post on NSC and a FACT in life is that if you want to PREDICT the future then you must INVESTIGATE the past.
So I now UNVEIL my POINTOMETER which will PREDICT exactly how many points we gather under Russell Slade this season.
All through his managerial career he has had a constant % of wins, losses and draws and at over 400 games there is enough evidence for these FACTS to be used to predict this season.
So on August 8th using my INTELLICTUAL powers I DEDUCED that we would win 17 games (37%), draw 13 games (30%) and lose 16 games (33%) giving us a grand TOTAL of 64 points and probably SCRAPE into the top half.
Now on September 2nd my POINTOMETER predicts the following with 41 games left. Of the remaining games left I PREDICT 15 wins , 12 draws and 14 losses coupled with the 2 points already gained to give us 59 points and a probable bottom 10 finish.
AS anyone can see this is hardly PROGRESS and as I know I'm Tony Blooms FAVOURITE poster on NSC he will READ this and take HEED.

 

[Ernest]

As it's the END of the month it's time to get my TOOL out and predict where we WILL finish and if it's TIME to AXE Salde.

So 9 games gone and 9 points so FAR

So by using the most INTELLIGANT thing in football it will PREDICT where we FINISH.

37 games left and the POINTOMETER states

13 wins = 39 points
11 draws = 11 points
13 losses = 0 points

So 50 points and 9 already GAINED gives us 59 points and a bottom 8 finish.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

At least we would avoid relegation for the 2nd season running