The Pink Shirts!! Genius!

[Lady Whistledown]

The cut.

And the colour.

And possibly the material.

And how lousy they make you park a car or navigate.

And how they make you not understand the concept of the forward defensive stroke.

And how they make you queue up at the bus stop, get on the bus, ask the driver how much it is when they know what the price is, then piss about in their purse looking for change, then drop said change, then shout at the person behind them in the queue, before putting the change in the purse, the purse in the bag and walk to their seat at the back of the bus, before spinning around halfway down the crowded bus to collect the ticket they forgot. And shout at some more people.

I think.

Must be the same technology that makes the blue & white shirts cause wearers to repeatedly scratch their bollocks in the pub, start random fights after a couple of pints and get all wound up when opposing fans sing songs about "poofs" then

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Ps the difference is mainly in the length: they're usually a bit shorter. They do not have a boob-cut (though from what I've seen, one or two of you could use that) nor a pinched waist.

The only problem half of you lot are likely to encounter is that they won't cover your lovingly nurtured beer guts.

 

[Arfurfuxsake]

LMFAO!!!