The Person Above You - Adult version

[Biscuit]

Near Langdon.

Dickface.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

needs pills to keep it up

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

can only do it with the aid of machinery

 

[Biscuit]

stuck between a cock and a hard place.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

loves my machine

 

[Biscuit]

Is extremely modest about his silver medal in the freestyle long distance ejaculation event last year.

 

[Bakesy]

Gold medal winner

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

world record holder

 

[Biscuit]

world record braker.

 

[Beach Hut]

Spurs rimmer

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

calls people spurs fans - evil !!!!

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

Jimmy rimmer

 

[Strike]

Is a chav as he lives Basildonish.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

jolly rimmer

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

Is a chav as he lives Basildonish.

How do you know that Strike?

 

[Biscuit]

fancies fat four-eyed school boys.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

fucks children

 

[Biscuit]

shags babies.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

likes stillborns

 

[Strike]

How do you know that Strike?

Found out via Multimap, just joking anyway I am more of a chav by my location. Plus u mentioned somewhere on NSC u live near it.