The perfect Vagina

[NMH]

I saw that 40 stone munter who had triplets getting interviewed this morning on itv.
Vaginas can be nice, but we do have to take care about the owner of said genitalia.

I tent to at least peek at the mantlepiece before stoking the fire!

She was asked about "the father of these 3 babies", to which she awkwardly started "errr.....". The interviewer switched to help "you are no longer together?" "that's right" she admitted.
Do give over, he's fecking CONTINENTS away! Bet he didn't leave his name either.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Is anyone watching this on channel 4?
I mean, who cares what it looks like?

You ever tried licking one that looks like a yawning hippo?

 

[barney]

You ever tried licking one that looks like a yawning hippo?

have you?

 

[Robot Chicken]

have you?

You don't know Danny very well, do you...

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Sky +'ing it. So I can freeze frame the naughty bits!

A lot easier than using a vcr in the 1980's , where you would freeze frame the picture only to find a 8 inch horizontal band of interference right across the crucial part of the TV screen.

 

[John Bumlick]

waxing fit birds vadjes would be MINT............YEH MINT....!! it would only take one cheezy MUNTER to ruin your outlook though

just need to word your ad appropriately..."Spaff re-modeling - No munters."