The perfect Dinner Party??

[CHAPPERS]

CHEF: FDM

I've been waiting for that.

You recieve a special prize, track me down and claim your kiss any time.

 

[Locky]

Chef: Jamie Oliver

Guests: Stuart Pearce, Brian Connoly, Johnathan Ross, Seven of nine, Ozzy Osbourne.

Band; The Beatles

Magician: Paul Daniels.

 

[Robbo]

I've been waiting for that.

You recieve a special prize, track me down and claim your kiss any time.

And i cannot belive nobody got in there first with that one!!!!

As for the i'll collect it at my descretion!!

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Chef : Nigella Lawson

Guests : William Hague, Jonathan Ross, Holly Valance, Kirtsy Gallagher, Graham Norton

Band : Queen

Magician : Penn & Teller

 

[Dover]

Chef: Gordon Ramsay

Guests: Ricky Tomlinson, Stuart Pearce, Suzy Perry, Alex Kingston, Steve North.

Band: Jools Holland & his Big Band

Magician: Penn & Teller

 

[Potters Tiger]

Chef: Nigella Lawson

Guests: John Prescott, Dick Knight, Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein & George Bush

Magician: Leon Knight

 

[Meade's Ball]

Chef - My mum. She likes to be let out of the cupboard on special occasions.

Guests - One Chuckle brother (lets see how the bastard does on his own), Michael Moore, Kurt Nogan, Salma Hayek and Linton Kwesi Johnson.

Band - Pavement (reformed)

Magician - The Great Suprendo. I'd force him to do a load of piff, paff, poofs.

 

[Robbo]

CHEF: FDM

GUESTS: Bobby Robson, Frank Skinner, Jonathan Ross, Johnny Wilkinson, and Kevin Spacey.

BAND: The Darkness

MAGICIAN: David Blaine

SHIT!! I AIN'T GOT ANY TOTTY TO LOOK AT OVER DINNER!!!

And yes, there was a need to SHOUT!!!


Chappers, can i bin off Kevin Spacey, and add Kelly Brook? Now thats eye candy!!!




Cheers

 

[CHAPPERS]

Course you can..

 

[Albion Rob]

CHEF: Anthony Worrell Thopmson

GUESTS: Kiera Knightly, Jordan, Peter Kay, Dave Spikey and Chris Moyles

BAND: The Coral

Magician: Paul Daniels

 

[Robbo]

Course you can..

Cheers fella

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Chef: At a push Jamie Oliver (but he'd have to keep quiet and just cook, because he's an irritating bastard).

Guests:

Eric McCormack from Will & Grace
Matt Groening
Jonny Wilkinson
The UK's richest single man
Hugh Grant

Music: come back to me on that one

Magician: can I class Derren Brown as a magician?

 

[Harty]

Chef: Gordon Ramsey, so when the food was all done I could tell him what a cuntero I think he is.

Guests. Kylie, Muhammed Ali, Jordan, Bernard Manning and Jodie Marsh

Band Showaddywaddy

Magician Tommy Cooper via International Medium Doris Collins

It should be a hum dinger of an evening especially when Jordan and Jodie 'get it on'

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

Chef: Rusty Lee

Guests: Winston Churchill, Basil Brush, Alexander the Great, Elizabeth Taylor (younger version, not the pickled old prune she has become now!), Kate Winslet

Music: Blue

Magician: I'd pay that little bit extra to get in a comedian/s, has to be the 3 Stooges

 

[desprateseagull]

chef- nigella whatsit

guests-
nigella again..
kate winslet
denise van outen
jennifer ellison
jasmine lowson (ex big brekkie)

band- whatever, we'd be too busy...!

magic - the tell the secrets guy

 

[driddles]

CHEF - Wolfgang Puck

5 CELEBRITY GUESTS - David Bowie, Paul Weller, Shakira, Mike Meyers & Robin Williams

BAND - Madness

MAGICIAN - Penn & Teller

 

[Guinness Boy]

Chef - Anthony Bourdain

Guests - Liam Gallagher, Peter Ward, Angelina Jolie, Morgan Freeman, Irvine Welsh (plus Stumpy Tim so he could fall asleep on the sofa afterwards)

Band - Happy Mondays

Magician - After you with the Tommy Cooper video

Sorted

 

[Stumpy Tim]

The UK's richest single man

dwayne?

Chef: Keith Floyd

Guests

Britney Spears
Ian Chapman
Steven Fry
Tony Blair
Richard Branson

Band: The White Stripes

Magician: The Great Suprendo