The Older Woman...

[Woodingdean Gull]

I pulled an older woman at a club last night.

She was all right for 57. We drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and she asked if I'd ever had the Sportsman's Double: a mother and daughter threesome ?

I said: "No I haven't as it happens..."

So we drank a bit more and then she says to me that "tonight was my lucky night then".



I finished my drink quickly and went back to her house.......she put the Hall light on and shouted upstairs...














"Mum!....you awake ?"

 

[Horsham Gull]

 

[Trigger]

 

[Stevie Boy]

 

[dougdeep]

A good night then?

 

[League1Champions]

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

 

[glasfryn]

 

[coventrygull]

 

[Les Biehn]

So did you do it or what?

 

[Hiney]

 

[Kenhead]

That did make me smile!

 

[Tim]

 

[stig]

 

[Munkfish]

 

[Seagullible]

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

...then what happened?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

 

[bhafc]

 

[footychick]