The OFFICIAL sweeping statements thread

[Meade's Ball]

and is there something wrong with that may I politely ask?

:safeway

Still on for Sunday Dave? I'll be sat on the climbing frame with a daffodil in my anus.

*skip*

 

[Trufflehound]

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

 

[Dave the OAP]

Hooliganism is acceptable when it's committed by people that have been seen us play in Sunderland.

"tsk tsk"

Hooliganim is never acceptable! ( Yes I did get the sarcasm BTW)

maradonna is the acceptable face of football, but only when he invests in our club.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Still on for Sunday Dave? I'll be sat on the climbing frame with a daffodil in my anus.

*skip*

about 10ish will do fine.....bring the peanut butter

 

[Trufflehound]

The sun will come out tomorrow.

 

[Simster]

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

GOd gave us life. But he also gave us Keith Harris. And he also gave us Una Stubbs. And he also gave us Lionel Blaaaaair.

 

[Tom Bombadil]

All Germans are humourless
All frenchmen smell of Garlic
All Dutch men are clog wearing, tulip growing porn makers
All Belgians eat waffles
All Danes are Vikings
All Nowegians hunt whales
All Welshmen sing down mines
Irish dancers don't move their arms cos they're nailed down.
All Italians are cowards
All mexicans are Banditos
All Egyptians live in Pyramids
All the Swiss yodel in cuckoo clocks
My old mans a dustman
All Russians have smaller russians inside them
All Swedes are au pairs
All Maltese are pimps
Maoris grow on trees
All Jamaicans are Rastafarian
All Austrians are Nazis
All Bulgarian women look like men
All Turks own Kebab shops
All Nigerians are crooks
All Chinese own chip shops
All Japanese men like schoolgirls
All Moroccans are moleS

 

[Trufflehound]

GOd gave us life. But he also gave us Keith Harris. And he also gave us Una Stubbs. And he also gave us Lionel Blaaaaair.

Time flies by when you're the driver of a train

 

[Simster]

Time flies by when you're the driver of a train

Charlie looked out of his window and shouted to his mum: "Fred Titmus"

 

[Trufflehound]

Charlie looked out of his window and shouted to his mum: "Fred Titmus"

Everyone's doing the Len Ganley stance

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Who the fuckin ell are Slipknot.

 

[Bluejuice]

All NIMBY's are sad, lonely stay-at-homes with nothing better to do than kick up a fuss when their boredom sodden existence is threatened by progress

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

You're never alone with schizophrenia

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

and is there something wrong with that may I politely ask?

:safeway

Nothing at all David!

 

[Icy Gull]

Coldplay are shit

Jake Robinson has had long enough to prove himself

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Coldplay are shit

Jake Robinson has had long enough to prove himself

The first one is definitely true!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Nimbys don't think the world revolves around them

 

[Hunting 784561]

Journalists and Academics perform a vital role in society. Due to above average levels of intelligence it is often thought by themselves that they could do a much better job than the people or institutions they are writing about.

 

[Uncle Buck]

NSC is the voice of Albion fans.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Uncle buck isnt gay