The official Palace nickname thread

[Simster]

Right, we need this sorted out.

Apparently
- we can't call them Nigels because Millwall invented it, and it isn't offensive enough.
- we can't call them pikeys because that is RACIALIST as well as too generic and dull

So lets get our heads together and have a proper THINK.

 

[Stoo82]

'Twats'

 

[Janbha]

the always ultras

 

[The Large One]

The Arsonists.

 

[Simster]

'Twats'

Shrewd analysis, I'll grant you - but still slighly too generic.

I prefer something taking the piss out of their location. They like to be considered a London club. They're not a proper London club though are they? They're a commuter belt effort.

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

I stand by my "cashews" - cashew nuts - c_nt washes

 

[albionite]

Can think of a few names, but would most probably get this thread moved into the other stuff

 

[albion534]

crawleys inbred brother?

 

[half time scores]

Cads, bounders, rapscallions, ne're-do-wells the list is endless.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Tax dodging cheaters but then that could apply to Pompey or Leicester.

 

[Common as Mook]

the always ultras

I like this. A lot.

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

jeremys - as in Jeremy Hunts

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

CNUTS and W@nkers just spell it like this.

Or Bastards.

Dont mind which.

 

[Parson Henry]

I really like the word 'SLUGS'

Slimey and slithery.

Come you know it works!!

 

[KZNSeagull]

Skidmarks

 

[Jerryatric]

Groupons

 

[The Large One]

The Out On Paroles.

 

[TheMajor]

I referred to them as Nigels in my recent thread title as "pikeys" seems to be unacceptable at the present - although I would argue that the word refers to an underclass , which Palace certainly are. Therefore SCUM is also fitting.

 

[Giraffe]

I have always called them scum and always will. This is supported by the fact that with only one exception every single Palace fan I have ever met is indeed total scum, the ground they called home is scum and the place they live in is scummy. So for me scum sums it up very well.

 

[Drumstick]

Don't know whats wrong with 'The Pikey smelly thievin inbred rioting dump and brain dead rotting caravan dwellers society' except it may be to long to fit into general conversation.

How about S - elhurst
.................C - unt
.................U - rges
.................M - other

Urges could be adapted to 'Unknown'