The official Albion v Palace build-up banter and p*ss-taking thread [Palace fans welcome]

[LamieRobertson]

The official Albion v Palace build-up banter and p*ss-taking thread [Palace fan

My thinking is to have a single 'no holds barred' post-match thread where you lot can give it all you like, allowing the rest of us to lick our wounds without undue provocacation.

It may not be a perfect approach but if it keeps moderation light, stops people having to be warned/banned and keeps our advertising partners happy then it strikes me as a reasonable compromise.

One thread post match if CP win seems a very sensible idea ..save the rest of the board being cluttered up....of course when we win ...numerous threads may be started lol

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

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You are a pretty pink fairy after all
regards
se20

IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO FANTASIZE ABOUT
regards
DR

 

[CT1]

I meant football is a just a game, in the grand context of things. I hope we stuff you, but can't see it happening. Will depend on how Gus looks after Williams, and whether Murray is on form, as well who turns up on the night and brings their A game. That applies to both sets of players. Like I said early, it's bloody anyone's guess.

Football isn't just a game. Not saying its more than life and death and all that malarkey but its certainly more that a game.

 

[Se20]

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[seagullsovergrimsby]

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The picture of CMS being shot by a sniper doesn't show the Blackpool player a fraction of a second earlier blatantly tripping him up

 

[Se20]

The picture of CMS being shot by a sniper doesn't show the Blackpool player a fraction of a second earlier blatantly tripping him up

Would you mind going back to help your mate Major, who's getting a kicking on his thread, and leave this one for us to take the piss,
Thanks awfully Soggy !

 

[chopperchapman]

Lets hit them on the break

Palace under Holloway are really only set up to play an attacking game.

IMHO it would suit our lack of strikers and probably Poyet's mentality to play a counter attacking game.

This would also our Spanish contingent and our passing game.

Of course it will require us to score first especially given our record when going behind.

I think that we will win 1-0 or 2-1 although it will need heroics from Kuzy, Greer & Co....

UP THE ALBION

Chopper Chapman

 

[FinchleyEagle]

Palace under Holloway are really only set up to play an attacking game.

IMHO it would suit our lack of strikers and probably Poyet's mentality to play a counter attacking game.

This would also our Spanish contingent and our passing game.

Of course it will require us to score first especially given our record when going behind.

I think that we will win 1-0 or 2-1 although it will need heroics from Kuzy, Greer & Co....

UP THE ALBION

Chopper Chapman

This is true, and while it may suit your game, you're missing some players and no-one in this league does it better than we do - you simply havent played a side with our attacking riches at home this season. And we'll be very much up for it - we always are. Whether your boys will be, well under Gus, they really havent been yet.

I think if you play really well You'll get a point - anything less and you'll lose by a couple.

 

[FinchleyEagle]

And while im at it I think we'd all rather enjoy a trip down memory lane...

Brighton Palace 27/09/11 - YouTube

Some things to note:

At the beginning Brighton fans pouring out at 1-2 with 4 mins left (great support when the team needed it !)
Noise of the Palace

"Have you got no pride ??"

 

[Sainsburys3tescos1]

The picture of CMS being shot by a sniper doesn't show the Blackpool player a fraction of a second earlier blatantly tripping him up

That's Millwall in the orange kit I'm sure that went down well in the away end.
What a superb dive superbly shameful .
I trust he got booked for simulation?

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

And we'll be very much up for it - we always are. Whether your boys will be, well under Gus, they really havent been yet.

sadly, this is true

 

[LamieRobertson]

That's Millwall in the orange kit I'm sure that went down well in the away end.
What a superb dive superbly shameful .
I trust he got booked for simulation?

You are correct it is Millwall
You are wrong its not a dive as you will see the referee is superbly placed

 

[SeagullSongs]

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It wasn't a dive, but I must admit I found the BBS photoshop of this picture thread genuinely hilarious!

 

[Red'n'Blue]

Hate how confident Palace fans are. Makes me more nervous.

 

[EDS]

Bugger. Must have taken him AGES to type all that smug shit, and I went and accidentally deleted it all. Sorry.

Very childish. Oh well.

There there, its all better now. The nasty man will not upset you anymore

 

[EDS]

Hate how confident Palace fans are. Makes me more nervous.

It scares me how confident I am about this one and im never confident where we are concerned.

 

[EDS]

Gus Poyet was on his way back from giving punditry on tonight's game. After being pulled over by the police, he was asked why he was doing 50 in a 30mph. He replied "I will do anything for three points".

 

[Lush]

Hate how confident Palace fans are. Makes me more nervous.

Hate how lacking in confidence we are. Oh well - cometh the hour, cometh a motley crew of wing waiters.

 

[Sweeney Todd]

Our three games before the Palace game were bruising away matches. On the eve of the Palace game, we are decimated by injuries and suspensions. No Palace fan could have written a better script for his team.

 

[CPFC G]

Our three games before the Palace game were bruising away matches. On the eve of the Palace game, we are decimated by injuries and suspensions. No Palace fan could have written a better script for his team.

Put the violin away, Both teams have problems with injuries-

Palace-
Richards(right back)
Ward(right back)
Garvan(CM)
Nimely(Wing/CF)
Gabbidon(CB)
Paddy Mc(CB)

Brighton are at home and have a decent record there, They are also favourites with the bookies.

Oh and the suspensions are your own fault.