The NSC novel -let the plot begin...you decide...

[The Ringleader Returns!]

and that is when the cobra struck.

 

[Brighton TID]

like big daddy smackin his bitch up.

 

[Everest]

The reptile thrust its head forward, mouth gaping, fangs bared.

 

[SUIYHP]

but Bobby was faster, kicking the cobra out of a window where it landed among a bunch of sleeping palace fans who had taken to sleep outside the hotel.

 

[Everest]

The cobra struck again and again, finding its target every time with the expertise of a Zamora chip.

 

[Brighton TID]

Nicola emerged from the crowd and smiled at Bobby, she looked beautiful against such a horrid background.

 

[Martinf]

She looked deeply into Bobby's eyes and said

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

" i'm about to have a bath in 10 gallons of Harveys - care to join me? "

 

[The Large One]

At which point Bobby woke, startled, it was 3am and the bed was wet through from p1ss, sweat or spunk, he couldn’t decide which.

 

[SUIYHP]

Bobby sat up and glanced at his alarm clock, he drank a cup of water and sank back into his bed cursing to himself.

 

[Brighton TID]

CHAPTER 2

The wind blew across the barrel of Kerry's gun creating a whistling sound like only moving air can

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Kerry meandered down the street with an air of great abandon, his spurs rattling and hair shining brightly in the morning sunshine.

 

[Brighton TID]

Kerry was off to shoot Dirty Terry who had been making merry with Kerry's wife Kerry when holidaying in Derry.

 

[Everest]

It was on the ferry to Derry to meet Martin Perry when Kerry and Kerry had met Dirty Terry after travelling from Bury.

 

[Martinf]

Kerry was in a rage. So much that Kerry's whole body was shaking like a really big shaky thing. Kerry turned into the next street when suddenly

 

[Everest]

he stopped dead.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Was that Michel walking towards him? Or was it "Michele"? He'd often wondered why Michael, the big Dutchman, preferred to use a woman's name.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Like his compatriot,Doris.

 

[Martinf]

"I hear you have a Terry problem", said the Former Dutch Marine (chef), waggling his broken finger provocatively.

 

[The Large One]

"Yesh, let'sh hev for a shmoke and a pencake, and we can tock about it..." said Kerry.