The NSC Dean Wilkins After-Match Interview Drinking Game

[The Large One]

Although ironically, the forever frowning man rarely drinks (and certainly not beer), based on the classic 'cliché drinking game, listen out for Deano's after match comments with Andrew Hawes, and each one counts as a drink. Play this game, and not only will we be saving Brighton's bars on Saturday night, we'l be saving the gutters as well...

• Andrew Hawes mumbles into the microphone that he's talking to Brighton Manager Dean Wilkins after we've just been told by Harty that Andrew Hawes is talking to Brighton Manager Dean Wilkins... 1 shot of brandy / whisky / vodka - straight up

• Dean Wilkins pauses for dramatic effect after listening to the first question... 1 tequila slammer

• Dean Wilkins (deservedly) insults the referee... 1 pint of a beer you wouldn't normally drink

• Dean Wilkins credits certain players, but not too much... 1 glass of red or white wine

• Dean Wilkins gets the hump with Hawesy for asking such a dumb question... 1 poncey cocktail

• Dean Wilkins uses the phrase 'if you like...' when describing a tactic or passage of play that ought to be explained a bit better... 1 pint of light & bitter, with a Black Russian chaser

• Dean Wilkins says the dressing room is 'rocking' so such an extent that his voice tone goes up all of 1/8 octave... 1 liqueur

• You come away from listening to the interview wishing Dean Wilkins would just for once really let rip, turning the air blue - happy or angry - during a live interview... free turn - you choose


Any additional ones most welcome. Other than that, go for it NSC...

 

[Barrel of Fun]

• Dean Wilkins briefly mentions heart rate monitors and the replacement of fluids... 1 shot of Tuaca

 

[dylan_bha]

• 
  Dean Wilkins uses the phrase "wee bit" to describe something small or less (e.g lacking a wee bit in quality) - [although that complete phrase deserves a chaser too!!]

- Glass of Lieffe

 

[Göttingen gull]

shot of vodka every time he mentions that the lads showed good character

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

• Dean Wilkins resigns....one dirty pint

• Dean Wilkins uses the word 'buzzing'....one bitter shandy

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Dean Wilkins is 'disappointed' ... a second shot of whisky to add to the one you're already drinking because you, too, are disappointed.

 

[brightonbear]

• Dean Wilkins resigns....one dirty pint

• Dean Wilkins uses the word 'buzzing'....one bitter shandy

You say something positive about Dean after a great away performance.........bottle of Moet with a round of sambuca slammers.

 

[bright1064]

You say something positive about Dean after a great away performance.........bottle of Moet with a round of sambuca slammers.

Well that will rarely happen, so we'll keep the Moet on standby for now!

 

[The Large One]

1. Disappointed
2. Showed good character
3. Insults the referee
4. Pauses for dramatic effect
5. Credits players - but not too much

= skinful

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Dean Wilkins is 'disappointed' ... a second shot of whisky to add to the one you're already drinking because you, too, are disappointed.

Laphroaig is glugging into the glass.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

good thread

Deano is the offical King of Cliche and his weekly bullying of Hawesy is always a treat - my favourite is the manager's exaggerated umbrage when Hawesy has had the impertinence to suggest that we might be happy with a point away from home...

I'd also like to think that Hawesy and Sir Norm are playing their own drinking game and teeing up Deano during the interview...

 

[Jam The Man]

like it!

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Quality, you'd be hammered every single Saturday during the season.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

So what is the requirement and in what order?
?

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

Deano and Hawesy enact entire interview at the lower threshold of human hearing, in readiness for next week's exclusive interchange in Trappist / semaphore / sign language. - One large ouzo with Metaxa chaser please, Stavros!

 

[Easy 10]

The Hawsey Mumble:

"mmmyes m hrrwth Brightn mgr Dn Wkins. Dn, yr thrts on the gm?"


How can a man who provides such lucid and concise commentry for 90 minutes subsequently approach the mic as though his lips are stapled together ?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Did Deano use the phrase 'Murray played like a complete fuckin' mug' by any chance?

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

The Hawsey Mumble:

"mmmyes m hrrwth Brightn mgr Dn Wkins. Dn, yr thrts on the gm?"


How can a man who provides such lucid and concise commentry for 90 minutes subsequently approach the mic as though his lips are stapled together ?

My thoughts entirely, Easy. Hawesy is such a thoroughly nice bloke, though, that it would seem possibly too nasty for anyone - even his closest pals - to broach such a very necessary and obvious question. Maybe he's just never listened to the recordings....

Why the man isn't snapped up as a comm by Five Live is beyond me.

 

[The Large One]

1. Disappointed
2. Showed good character
3. Insults the referee
4. Pauses for dramatic effect
5. Credits players - but not too much

= skinful

So that's one shot of whisky, a shot of vodka, a tequila slammer, a pint of Speckled Old Wanker, a glass of Rioja - in any order.

Hmm, not quite a skinful - more hors d'oeuvre really. A sniffter, as my Mum used to say.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

So that's one shot of whisky, a shot of vodka, a tequila slammer, a pint of Speckled Old Wanker, a glass of Rioja - in any order.

Hmm, not quite a skinful - more hors d'oeuvre really. A sniffter, as my Mum used to say.

I think you'll find it was the linesman he insulted this week - so we'll let you off with a HALF of Speckled Old Wanker