The North Stand Chat Arms

[Dandyman]

Yep their up for it

Your mates are in a Spands tribute band ?

 

[Parson Henry]

Your mates are in a Spands tribute band ?

Spands tribute?

When did they release 'Hey-ho its off to work we go' or 'Whistle while you work'?

 

[Dandyman]

Spands tribute?

When did they release 'Hey-ho its off to work we go' or 'Whistle while you work'?

 

[John Dorian]

Pint of carlsberg here if you please. and get dandman and perry milkins one in.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Gubber has lost it....

 

[Dandyman]

Pint of carlsberg here if you please. and get dandman and perry milkins one in.

Cheers, and could you twat that BUFFOON of a Landlord.

 

[Parson Henry]

Pint of carlsberg here if you please. and get dandman and perry milkins one in.

Thanks pal...not many NSC legends in right now is there?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Cheers, and could you twat that BUFFOON of a Landlord.

Think that is what the queue at the bar is for....

 

[Parson Henry]

Think that is what the queue at the bar is for....

Don't be silly the queue is for a signing of Leon Knight's biography 'The Shite that is Knight'... he is sitting by the bar signing copies..it is taking time as he has only just learned joined up writing.

 

[Mr Blobby]

Think that is what the queue at the bar is for....

Right those that want to pound the landlords head please form an orderly queue. If your names not on the invite lists your not coming in. Its beatings by appointment only today as the landlord is complaining of dizzy spells and blackouts after random beatings!

 

[Gazwag]

sake Bozza, you said there was some Bucks Fizz in the jukebox, what a waste of a pound

 

[Trigger]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

 

[Franks Wild Years]

God this place has changed. I remember when............who's that behind the bar ?

 

[Mr Blobby]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Sorry son no stupid ballons in this pub, its a respectable joint these days. Can i ask you to leave the premises immediately?

 

[ali jenkins]

I'll have a Fosters please love, and one for your self.

 

[Uncle Buck]

He he;

 

[Uncle Buck]

Its gone a bit retro;

 

[Guinness Boy]

He he;

I made whoopee in Taiwan and look where it's got me

 

[Uncle Buck]

 

[Uncle Buck]

Gubber why are you serving shite;