The North Stand Chat Arms

[Uncle Buck]

Police last seen chasing tub of out of date lard down into Russell Square!

His accomplace had an rugby shirt on and dirty toenails.

 

[Bakesy]

Celebratory pint anyone?...

Go on then, just the one

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Oy anti McGhee fans, your not welcome, drink up and leave, Brian escort them to the door please.

 

[Trigger]

Oy anti McGhee fans, your not welcome, drink up and leave, Brian escort them to the door please.

Can you survive with just three customers then?...

 

[Uncle Buck]

Can you survive with just three customers then?...

Pass us a pool ball Trigg....

 

[Dandyman]

Oy anti McGhee fans, your not welcome, drink up and leave, Brian escort them to the door please.

Do the windows !

 

[Uncle Buck]

Oiii Gubber;

 

[Trigger]

Oiii Gubber;

You've been watching too much Hollyoaks... Oh no, wait, that episode is on tonight, you must watch it for some ideas on how to flame the Arms.

 

[CHAPPERS]

 

[Trigger]

 

[Uncle Buck]

The regulars are legging it;

 

[bigc]

where's that then?

 

[Trigger]

It's like a scene from Benny Hill.

 

[CHAPPERS]

MUGS!

 

[Uncle Buck]

Gubbers busy;

 

[Mr Blobby]

Glad this person failed in her application as new bar maid, the standards in this place are already pretty low!

 

[Uncle Buck]

Need to get the TV sorted, looks like Oaf mishit his pool shot;

 

[Dandyman]

I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)
At the gay bar.

Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

[Pause]

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)

You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar

 

[Mr Blobby]

Oy Dandyman get out this pub I'm the only gay in this pub

 

[Uncle Buck]

So has this place re-opened since its last enforced refurb?