The North Stand Chat Arms

[Franks Wild Years]

Surely the last thing Lady boys of any country would be is utter gash ?

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

did you find it in the beer garden?

No it's completely kosher. My brother works for Rolex...they had a shipment of watches that,er, didn't meet official,er, number size. So the guv'ner in the warehouse gave my brother a crate. You can still read the numbers and everything...

Want one? It's yours for 50quid.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

*picks a pool cue up*

*walks over to Gazwag*

*smashes his head with the pool cue*

*some to the ribs with the pool cue*

Can I have a pint of water please?

*grabs the pint of water from the bar*

*throws it all over Gaz*

NOW LAY THERE BASTARD!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

" Oy cut that out young man ", shouts loudly till red in the face and sweats profusely

 

[tedebear]

*picks a pool cue up*

*walks over to Gazwag*

*smashes his head with the pool cue*

*some to the ribs with the pool cue*

Can I have a pint of water please?

*grabs the pint of water from the bar*

*throws it all over Gaz*

NOW LAY THERE BASTARD!

Right I've had enough of this - a good right hook should sort you out, now sit down and shut the f*** up and act your age....this is a pub, not bloody fight night on WWW Smackdown....

And with that sorted - I'm off, thanks for the memories I must away to feed a small child...

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Roddy call Colin ( overweight, balding landlord ) if these boys do that again.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Sorry US but that had to be done.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Hey Kev!

Want a watch?

 

[Hampden Park]

No it's completely kosher. My brother works for Rolex...they had a shipment of watches that,er, didn't meet official,er, number size. So the guv'ner in the warehouse gave my brother a crate. You can still read the numbers and everything...

Want one? It's yours for 50quid.

i was about to go out to the cash point but some nutter with a liking for ladyboys just hit someone over the head with a pool cue and then poured water on him, which made me drop my wallet. i'm sure some little sprog crawled by, with a pair of large (size 20?) knickers on his head, picked it up and dissappeared with it.
anyone seen a pair of large crawling knickers anywhere carrying my wallet

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I'm off to have a lie down, will be back tomorrow. Have a good evening.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The virtual Rottweiler, Tyson has got his eye on you

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Hey Kev!

Want a watch?

No thanks.

 

[tedebear]

with a pair of large (size 20?) knickers on his head, picked it up and dissappeared with it.
anyone seen a pair of large crawling knickers anywhere carrying my wallet

I'll check my pram.....

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

No thanks.

Go on. It's rolex. Proper real and everything. My brother's a security guard in their factory. He caught a gang of theives single handed. The rolex gaffer was well impressed and so gave him a dozen prize rollexes as a present. He's only got two wrists though, so he don' t need a dozen.

They're going for a tonne.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Ive been sitting on my own again all afternoon. You bunch of ignorant B*****s!!!

Lets go and see what`s on the jukebox. Great!, Dave Clarke 5 Glad all Over lets wake that on.

Sounds great and the pub has gone all quiet!!

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I was going to offer that bloke over by the dukebox a drink cos I thinks its important that all members of society irespective of disabilities should be welcomed here, but he can f*** right off now.

 

[Croydonbloke]

I was going to offer that bloke over by the dukebox a drink cos I thinks its important that all members of society irespective of disabilities should be welcomed here, but he can f*** right off now.

You say that you love me, all of the time, you say that you need me and always be mine, and i`m feeling `boom boom` glad all over, yes i`m a, glad all over!!

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

*looksforkev'spoolcue*

 

[Croydonbloke]

*looksforkev'spoolcue*

Is your intention to hit me or the jukebox?

Look mate. I`ll buy you a pint if you let me listen to the whole record.

 

[Gazwag]

Oi Kev,

Here that barmaid......that's Gina Watson.....or GARY Watson as she was 6 years ago!

Oh well, at least I won't mention that *turns to face everyone, and raises voice* BRIGHTONFAN 86 IS CHATTING UP A SEXCHANGE *bursts out laughing*

Only making an observation,