The New Gully Family

[Mrs Coach]

I can see why they've got them. They've just committed to going into 20 primary schools in the area, with another 20 being added next year. As fast as Ia.... I mean Gully is.... he cant be in too many places at once. Birthday party bookings at Withdean are on the up... promotions to advertise tickets at various places.
This is why other clubs have more than one mascot, it makes marketing sense. When we went up to West Ham, they had the hammer, a press dog and a bear.
Our defender had the players to his primary school for the press attended launch of the young seagulls club - I'm pretty sure most of the lads went home and demanded a brighton shirt or sundries - I know he did.
There's huge income in this, parents never say no to kids nowadays!

 

[hart's shirt]

I like them.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

There were quite a few things that were embarrassing before the match today.

The match itself wasn't unembarrassing either.

Bingo - mind you, DK was funnier when he was dressed as Gully's Sister than he was with the mike in his hands.

 

[dougdeep]

Gilly and Gally.

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

The young lad behind us wanted them to come on the pitch when the game was getting very dull to the end of the first half.

He loved the young grey one as it has headphone and a oversized i-pod in its pocket that plays music, if you guess the track I think you win a prize. Some big birdy told me it was 'pump up the jam by technotronic'.

Going for the youth market, although Gully girl could do with a serious make over less chav and more Gok Wong.

 

[Zesh Rehman]

The grey one is a BLACK

he was listening to music full blast through some big head phones, his jeans looked WOGGISH and he started fighting with Mark McGhee.

 

[Zesh Rehman]

Gilly and Gally.

Tart and Golly

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

The grey one is a BLACK

he was listening to music full blast through some big head phones, his jeans looked WOGGISH and he started fighting with Mark McGhee.

Shows how weird racists are when they start trying to pick on fluffy toys

 

[Zesh Rehman]

Shows how weird racists are when they start trying to pick on fluffy toys

I used a 'racist' word in what i said, but i in no way showed myself to be a racist did i.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

His Sister has got quite bit tits though be fair. The whole thing was slightly ridiculous but no great harm done. I think they may grow on you.

 

[Lord Large]

They should call the skally girl seagull SHAG...

 

[Il Duce]

None of them come CLOSE to the complete legend that is Sid The Shark. We should just have him and his mates at the Withers. The black one (if we have to go down that route) could be MC Hammerhead.

 

[PCBEARDMLORD]

The middle one is giving someone the bird isn't he ??

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

I used a 'racist' word in what i said, but i in no way showed myself to be a racist did i.

Could you actually be anymore attention seeking?

 

[trueblue]

Fluffy mascots are so 80s!

To prove we're a forward-thinking, modern club in tune with contemporary society I hear we're about to reveal the bint is actually Gully's transvestite 'civil partner', and the teenage reprobate is their adopted son (and packing a knife behind that iPod).

 

[mr sheen]

His Sister has got quite bit tits though be fair. The whole thing was slightly ridiculous but no great harm done. I think they may grow on you.

tits?

 

[Mrs Coach]

US is having implants?

 

[Dover]

Feed them bread and bicarb. That will do the trick.

 

[Mrs Coach]

Wont that just make them fart?

 

[steward 433]

Seagulls can't fart


THEY EXPLODE