The most annoying sounds in the world

[The Large One]

Anything coming out of Kay Burley's trap.

 

[Easy 10]

YES, my next door neighbour has them and if I leave my window open at night it drives me crazy!

I'd be tempted to sneak over and tangle them up to buggery.

 

[Scotty Mac]

dick knight making a speech at half time

 

[Captain Haddock]

Religious zealots, farting nonsense from their self-satisfied mouths.

Large home crowds celebrating a goal against The Albion.

Emergency vehicle sirens that suddenly sound at point blank range (if in a car, it's when the window is down and you get a full blast of the hideous whine).

The whining drawl of loud American tourists.

Davina McCall, spouting meaningless nonsense about that lwoest of all TV shows, Big Bother (sic).

Whistling sounds from car / van fan-belts.

Squealing brakes on buses....they always seem to take forever to stop in such cases!

Most pop music.

The 'pppffffh' noise my wife sometimes makes when she's sleeping...and I can't!

 

[driller]

sarah cox
'you know' after every pause- usually by people from the hood

 

[New Carpet?]

When people do this:

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[driller]

crowds that shout 'who' after an opposing team make a sub and it is announced

 

[les dynam]

'rail replacement service'

 

[The Large One]

Anything by Queen.

 

[bhaexpress]

People using mobile phones on Public transport (I am not the slightest bit interested in your life).

 

[ryeseagull]

My children whining for something they want.

 

[HG201]

Fans singing "Who are ya who are ya" to opposing fans

 

[The Oldman]

Seagulls screaming from 4 in the morning until midnight. They are no longer seagulls but housegulls

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Its probably your purse placed in the bagging area affecting the weight

But I don't put my purse in the bagging area. I don't put ANYTHING in the bagging area other than the designated bag and the item I have just scanned, I don't brush up against it, I try not to even breathe near it, because I am only too aware that a microscopic change in the sub-atomic particular structure of the air around the bag will result in the above error message.

I may put this dilemma to the physicists at CERN in Switzerland, to see if they can find the as-yet-undiscovered molecular disturbance that is causing Tesco to persistently query my attempted purchases.

 

[Brian Fantana]

Large home crowds celebrating a goal against The Albion.

This.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

That SHIT speeded up version of Sussex By The Sea that they play after victories at Withdean.

It's almost enough to make me grateful for our appalling home record. I absolutely HATE that song, it sucks way beyond all previously known degrees of suckiness.

If they EVER dare to disgrace Falmer with it, I shall seriously consider asking for a rebate on my season ticket.

 

[Brian Fantana]

I hate the noise polystyrene makes when you are trying to get a new, tightly-packed, item out of its box. *haironbackofneckstandup*

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

The bloke next to me eating an apple. f***ing hell!!!

f***,i thought it was only me who cant stand people eating an apple!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Every SINGLE person who appears in this clip

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[GYM]

The Beep in my headset when the next call comes through.