The misses just won a tour of Southampton fc

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

Which she has given to me, I'm gonna enjoy asking where they keep there 2nd place trophy whilst proudly wearing the blue and White stripes, any suggestions how else to humiliate them?

 

[Everest]

Just make sure you keep up with the tour guide.

 

[timco]

You don't get a trophy for second do you?

So what were 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6th 7th 8th 9th 10th 11th 12th 13th 14th 15th.........476th 477th 478th 479th..........2776th 2777th............27777th ...........27777777777th prizes then?

Ask them how many points they think they will need to avoid relegation this season or ask them if they will find it hard to keep up with Brighton this year.

 

[skipper734]

Be cool Fred. Don't get excited.

 

[dingodan]

Do a turd on the pitch

 

[Deleted member 18477]

make sure you take some pics so we can slag off the fact its not as good as ours


...and then smash the place up.

 

[Exiled in Exeter]

You don't get a trophy for second do you?

 

[Sam Ovett]

Lol

 

[mona]

Why are some Albion fans obsessed with them?

Can't we just keep the Skates and the Croydon lot as the focus?

 

[Da Man Clay]

Why bother going? Pretty poor stadium and an average Championship side. It's like going to have a tour of Hull or Burnley.

 

[Boris Yeltsin]

Holds more than our stadium probably ever will!

 

[sydney]

fill yourself up with curry and guinness the night before and anything else that gets you gassy , then trump your way around the rooms of said stadium commenting on the strange smell........the peace de resistance could be leaving a sloppy mess on the home dressing room floor or in barnards locker.

 

[Daffy Duck]

I can't help wondering why anyone would even want to go in for a competition with that as the prize, unless it was the booby prize and she just got unlucky!

 

[DanielT]

We're on the Isle of Wight for the weekend and had to see the stadium whilst crossing the toll bridge. Car conversation went as follows:

Me: Look over there son, you see the football ground?
My 4-year old: Yes, but that's not our football is it Daddy?
Me: No son, that's who we call the scum
Wife: Don't teach him that!
Me: He's got to learn!!

 

[severnside gull]

You have my commiserations

 

[8ace]

I can't help wondering why anyone would even want to go in for a competition with that as the prize, unless it was the booby prize and she just got unlucky!

<oldjoke>
2nd Prize was a Southampton ST
3rd Prize was a house in Southampton
</oldjoke>

 

[Notters]

We're on the Isle of Wight for the weekend and had to see the stadium whilst crossing the toll bridge. Car conversation went as follows:

Me: Look over there son, you see the football ground?
My 4-year old: Yes, but that's not our football is it Daddy?
Me: No son, that's who we call the scum
Wife: Don't teach him that!
Me: He's got to learn!!

You can see selhurst park from the isle of Wight?

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

I can't help wondering why anyone would even want to go in for a competition with that as the prize, unless it was the booby prize and she just got unlucky!

it was raffle, it was the last prize left. Of course i dont want to go other than to take the piss as much as i can.
Think il wear my shirt under a jumper and start off asking where the big dude with the bell and tatoos sits,

 

[daveinprague]

Was 2nd prize 2 tickets? If you're allowed within spitting distance of the pitch, well,.shouldn't have to tell you.

 

[DanielT]

You can see selhurst park from the isle of Wight?

No, you can smell it though!

I was referring to the south coast branch of the scum