The Metro Newspaper........

[Brighton till i die]

what i was trying to say was i could get one in the mornings, but its the journey home when i am bored as f*** watching all the miserable feckers on the train that i would like to read something.....anything, FREE!! on a lucky day you may find one on a seat, but not often!

i know its a morning paper but i'll read f***ing anything on the way home just to pass the time.

ive read all the safety notices, read the stupid alarm proceedure, and flicked through the flyers left on the train (trampish i know! )

 

[Train Spotter]

Just get off the train slowly and pick up all the discarded papers. I always get a good selection at London Bridge in the mornings - just make sure you get off before the guard locks the doors !!!