the ipswich v leeds has been called off

[pornomagboy]

due to a dyslexic serial killer has murdered all there substitutes

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

f ucking hell...enough with these jokes on a new thread....

 

[pornomagboy]

f ucking hell...enough with these jokes on a new thread....

take a chill pill

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

take a chill pill

Its not that its just that there are already two threads with these type of jokes on!

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Not exactly that funny, but at least it is original (to me anyway)

 

[Arthur]

take a chill pill

Post a funny joke

 

[crodonilson]

Post a funny joke

What goes Ooooooooooooooo??

A cow with no lips

 

[Arthur]

What goes Ooooooooooooooo??

A cow with no lips

Now that is funny!

Not quite sure what it's got to do with a game of Rugby in Ipswich though?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

"Hello, I would like to buy a watch"

"Analogue" said the shopkeeper

"No, just a watch"

 

[Barrel of Fun]

"Hello, I would like to buy a watch"

"Analogue?" said the shopkeeper

"No, just a watch"

 

[Timbo]

Now that's funny!! Both times.

 

[watsongooal]

The Ripper jokes are getting tad boring now as everyone had heard then a million times anyway!!


Why did the girl fall off the swing?





Because she had no Arms.


Goodbye

 

[Trufflehound]

Not exactly that funny, but at least it is original (to me anyway)

You've not looked here then...?

http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&threadid=93449&highlight=dyslexic

 

[Trufflehound]

Now that's funny!! Both times.

Only twice must be an NSC record.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Bloke goes in to doctors "I have trouble pronouncing my 'th's and 'f's."

"You can't say fairer than that then" can you?

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Bloke goes in to doctors "I have trouble pronouncing my 'th's and 'f's."

"You can't say fairer than that then" can you?

 

[CHAPPERS]

I don't get it. I think it's because you told it like a spastic.

 

[cjd]

"Hello, I would like to buy a watch"

"Analogue?" said the shopkeeper

"No, just a watch"

I thought the first one was funny......but I,ve heard the second one before...

 

[B.M.F]

due to a dyslexic serial killer has murdered all there substitutes

That is absolutely hilarious.




































You obviously don't realise that dyslexia means you spell things how they sound thus there is no way they would spell prostitute as substitute. The only funny thing being you are not quite intelligent enough to work this out for yourself

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

that's SHIT