The great van mystery of 2003

Lord Cornwallis · May 13, 2004

RalphMilne · May 13, 2004

Who's that gay

stood next to it?

Lush · May 13, 2004

Is it Alan Curbishley?

Lord Cornwallis · May 13, 2004

Could have been worse I suppose. Compo out of last of the summer wine.

RalphMilne · May 14, 2004

It's Crocodile Dundee

CHAPPERS · May 14, 2004

I think he's rather dashing.

Titanic · May 14, 2004

Do you think we could we get him to help Safeway out with moving his stuff out of his parents home ?

CHAPPERS · May 14, 2004

He has a van that is red, to move Safeway's bed.

Superphil · May 14, 2004

Can he take the flag on Sunday?

Faldo · May 14, 2004

All that wasted rhyme - he could have saved us some time!

Barnet Seagull · May 14, 2004

Van Mysteroy?

Well, the chappy in the pic looks like the moustachieod twat who used to present GMTV

Lush · May 14, 2004

Barnet Seagull said:
Van Mysteroy?

Well, the chappy in the pic looks like the moustachieod twat who used to present GMTV

Except there's a subtle difference...can't quite work it out...what could it be....?

aftershavedave · May 14, 2004

ah.....the lack of tash!

Lush · May 14, 2004

afters said:
ah.....the lack of tash!

Beach Hut · May 14, 2004

why is he playing pocket billiards

Lord Cornwallis · May 14, 2004

They are my trousers and I'll fumble about in them as fast as I like thanks.
I think I may have wood lice.

Spicy · May 14, 2004

Lord Cornwallis said:
They are my trousers and I'll fumble about in them as fast as I like thanks.
I think I may have wood lice.

Wood lice? Are you sure? Do you have a gnawing sensation in your wooden leg, then??

Lord Cornwallis · May 14, 2004

My undercrackers were full of saw dust, maybe my brains just fell out.

Spicy · May 14, 2004

Lord Cornwallis said:
My undercrackers were full of saw dust, maybe my brains just fell out.

Should I call an ambulance, or maybe a carpenter?

Lord Cornwallis · May 14, 2004

I am a carpenter, so I suppose it beter be an ambulance, or a tree doctor.