The Get a letter published competition!

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Let's all write to the Argus' agony arnt.. whats her face.

All pretend to be Falmer residents complaing about the lack of drive in our life!

That'll be DM-toting Rebecca Gray then. Total scarey monster by the looks of her. Dig the photo in The Argus! Big beer belly and appears to be wearing a medium size crinkly rodent on each hand. Freakiest oven gloves I EVER saw.

May well write her a letter over the weekend, using the nom-de-plume Loos:

'Dear Rebecca,
I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; f*** it, what's been up? Man how's your column?
I'm a piggy-fiddler too... '

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I think the letters should be on any subject, but the pettier and sillier the better.

Points rewarded for national papers as well.

 

[Braders]

dancing bananas?

 

[Everest]

the lack of... erm... decent letters in the Arsegas