The funniest things you've heard at the football...

[FalmerforAll!**]

Reading's announcer after Charlie Oatway's own goal.

'The first Reading goalscorer this afternoon is Brighton & Hove Albion'

 

[pasty]

At the risk of repeating myself on here, after something like eleventy-three dodgy offside decisions a mate of mine came out with "I've got a better lino in my kitchen"

 

[Jahooli]

It was at Withdean in the south stand I was about 8 or 9 rows back and just to the east of the dug outs, can't remember who we were playing but our passing wasn't quite up to scratch and a lot of high balls going here and there.

This was going on too much for most and someone shouted out in frustration "KEEP IT ON THE TERRACOTTA".

I don't know why but it just tickled me at the time cos it was very frustrating to watch.

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

Back into the Goldstone area, a guy behind me shouted

"Oi, Grealish! Do some magic! Disappear!"

 

[pasty]

From the BBC website

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/7400810.stm


"Are you Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in disguise?!"
Wrexham fans.

 

[User removed 4]

That is probably the LEAST funny thing ever posted on here.

god how patronisingly uptight and right on can you get ?

 

[unnameable]

Read some of these.

BBC SPORT | Fun and Games | Chants of the season

 

[JJ McClure]

That is probably the LEAST funny thing ever posted on here.

I dunno. Try doing it in a Michael Caine voice and it's actually quite amusing.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I dunno. Try doing it in a Michael Caine voice and it's actually quite amusing.

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[eastlondonseagull]

From the BBC website

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/7400810.stm


"Are you Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in disguise?!"
Wrexham fans.

Yeah, that's where the thread started, you wally

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[unnameable]

Yeah, that's where the thread started, you wally

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I'll read threads more carefully in future.

 

[unnameable]

Reading's announcer after Charlie Oatway's own goal.

'The first Reading goalscorer this afternoon is Brighton & Hove Albion'

How's that funny? It's typical pathetic Reading, surely? I was there at the time.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I'll read threads more carefully in future.

It was actually a little dig at Pasty, but yeah

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[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Back into the Goldstone area, a guy behind me shouted

"Oi, Grealish! Do some magic! Disappear!"

And from a woman on the NE terrace

"Open your legs and run O'Sullivan; nothing will drop out!"

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

After the Goldstone woodwork had received a good pummeling, saving Digweed or Beeney's blushes:

"We love you crossbar, we do..."

 

[Gully]

I seem to remember that was followed up with "Crossbar for England"...

 

[TSB]

No, that would be a picture of a special needs kid in a Reading shirt in a running race that you probably found hilarious

I thought that was a photo of Adrie?

 

[Soul Finger]

After the Goldstone woodwork had received a good pummeling, saving Digweed or Beeney's blushes:

"We love you crossbar, we do..."

That was against Stockport when 6ft 7" Kevin Francis was playing a blinder winning every header with most of them smacking the North Stand crossbar!

 

[Skint Gull]

That is probably the LEAST funny thing ever posted on here.

Not even close, that was pretty funny, especially as the player concerned LAUGHED!

 

[Gully]

...but what was he laughing at, the racist comment or the complete chopper who made it?