The funniest things you've heard at the football...

[eastlondonseagull]

Some of these are great...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/7400810.stm

Love the Tannoy announcements, especially...

"If there is a qualified referee in the ground, please can he make himself known to a steward."
Half-time at Fulham v Boro after a few questionable decisions.

 

[house your seagull]

it always surprises me when i read this on bbc.co.uk, it seems fans at every away ground i went to last year were quiet as church mice (which i am informed are very quiet) - and not one witty song between them.

the southend vs. albion 'your mascot is a racist' chant should've been in that list!

 

[eastlondonseagull]

it always surprises me when i read this on bbc.co.uk, it seems fans at every away ground i went to last year were quiet as church mice (which i am informed are very quiet) - and not one witty song between them.

the southend vs. albion 'your mascot is a racist' chant should've been in that list!

Didn't hear that one. Sounds a good 'un.

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[Munkfish]

it always surprises me when i read this on bbc.co.uk, it seems fans at every away ground i went to last year were quiet as church mice (which i am informed are very quiet) - and not one witty song between them.

the southend vs. albion 'your mascot is a racist' chant should've been in that list!

KKK Wank wank wank

 

[Mendoza]

When we played Cardiff a couple of seasons back mid week, their PA man went to the trouble of playing every gay anthem you could possibly think of in the warm up to the game.

Was brilliant, he even managed to play "Im a Lumberjack"

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

i have to say the tiny cox chant is one of the best i've heard in a long time.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

When we played Cardiff a couple of seasons back mid week, their PA man went to the trouble of playing every gay anthem you could possibly think of in the warm up to the game.

Was brilliant, he even managed to play "Im a Lumberjack"

Orient's PA bloke does that, too.

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[Icy Gull]

I hesitate to post this but.....

In the mid 70's in a game against a team I don't remember but the opposition had a black winger who pulled the corner flag out of the ground as he was putting the ball down to take a corner.

From the North Stand, in a very loud voice came " Oi bring your own bloody spear"

Not pc today or even then probably but it was very amusing at the time and even the player concerned smiled.

 

[Gritt23]

It was a few years ago now, the first season at Withdean I think. We were playing Rotherham, and their burly centre-half, Guy Branston was kicking us all over the place. Finally, when he kicked someone across the sandpit, right under our noses the fella in front of me leapt up and gave one of the most foul-mouthed, sustained rants I've heard in many a year, listing all the things wrong about this player, and just when a couple of us were starting to feel a little uncomfortable at how far he went he finished with .....

"..... and your pickle is SHIT!" and sat down. Marvellous.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

It was a few years ago now, the first season at Withdean I think. We were playing Rotherham, and their burly centre-half, Guy Branston was kicking us all over the place. Finally, when he kicked someone across the sandpit, right under our noses the fella in front of me leapt up and gave one of the most foul-mouthed, sustained rants I've heard in many a year, listing all the things wrong about this player, and just when a couple of us were starting to feel a little uncomfortable at how far he went he finished with .....

"..... and your pickle is SHIT!" and sat down. Marvellous.

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[Icy Gull]

I wasn' t there but I wish I had been.

Cheltenham a few years ago when a hamburger van or area he cooked on caught fire and the guy was apparently running around desperately trying to put it out.

Cue, the Albion end turning round chanting " you don't know what you're doing"

 

[Icy Gull]

The legendary " Will you please stay off the pitch for the lap of honour" match at Cardiff when they though they were about to get promoted...and didn't due to a late late goal

 

[Gully]

When we played Cardiff a couple of seasons back mid week, their PA man went to the trouble of playing every gay anthem you could possibly think of in the warm up to the game.

Was brilliant, he even managed to play "Im a Lumberjack"

Think he is called Ali, he has a reputation for playing music to make the opposition feel welcome...seem to remember him playing Dancing Queen and YMCA when I went to see us play there, went down very well as many of us joined in.

 

[Gully]

At an away game a few years ago a very young female shouted out "You should have gone to Specsavers" in the direction of the ref...accompanied by derisive laughter from the Albion faithful.

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

'Does your uncle tuck you in' at Leeds made me chuckle.

 

[Gully]

...or, "You're just a town full of racists" at Burnley.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I hesitate to post this but.....

In the mid 70's in a game against a team I don't remember but the opposition had a black winger who pulled the corner flag out of the ground as he was putting the ball down to take a corner.

From the North Stand, in a very loud voice came " Oi bring your own bloody spear"

Not pc today or even then probably but it was very amusing at the time and even the player concerned smiled.

That is probably the LEAST funny thing ever posted on here.

 

[Gully]

Maybe not funny, but at least it shows how far we have advanced since then, do that today and you would probably suffer the same fate as the Hartlepool monkey.

 

[SurreySeagulls]

Still pc to say such things in Spain

 

[Icy Gull]

That is probably the LEAST funny thing ever posted on here.

No, that would be a picture of a special needs kid in a Reading shirt in a running race that you probably found hilarious