The Dorking Cock

[Giraffe]

Why why why, and has anybody on here ridden it naked as reputedly happens on a regular basis.

 

[Nibble]

Do you mean the Big Cockerill in Dorking Surrey? It is a one off breed that only comes from Dorking with a funny amount of toes/claws. Very proud of that we were when I lived in Dorking!

 

[buller89]

i drive past that everyday. Hadnt had the idea to ride it naked yet though lol

 

[Simster]

It's only 6 miles from my house and my kids DO chuckle when they see it.

f*** knows what it's there for though.

 

[Nibble]

when I lived there over ten years ago all they had was a small cast iron cock, like a weathervein across the road from the vineyard near Rykers but I understand they now have a bigger cock? Where is it located?

 

[Curious Orange]

Apparently there is an official Cock polisher in Dorking.

 

[Curious Orange]

when I lived there over ten years ago all they had was a small cast iron cock, like a weathervein across the road from the vineyard near Rykers but I understand they now have a bigger cock? Where is it located?

Deepdene roundabout - you really can't miss it as its an enormous erection.

 

[Giraffe]

This is the thing.

 

[Nibble]

That is pretty hideous. Here is a better view from Dorking

 

[NS Herald]

Someone told me it was something to do with the Romans - all ways good to blame them - what have they ever done for us?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Someone told me it was something to do with the Romans - all ways good to blame them - what have they ever done for us?

Apart from the sanitation, the roads, safe to walk the streets at night, health and education...

 

[Curious Orange]

Apart from the sanitation, the roads, safe to walk the streets at night, health and education...

Aquaducts?



They know all about the sanitation in Dorking - the Pixham Pong is notorious!!!

 

[Nibble]

The worst smell in Dorking is the animal feed plant behind Westcott Rd. Poo!

 

[Curious Orange]

The worst smell in Dorking is the animal feed plant behind Westcott Rd. Poo!

I used to work at the Business Park next door to there (as opposed to Curtis Road Industrial Estate), and can indeed confirm that it gets "a bit ripe" in the summer.



Though I don't anything smelled as bad as Chitty's did before they upped sticks and moved to Guildford!!

 

[Nibble]

I used to work at the Business Park next door to there (as opposed to Curtis Road Industrial Estate), and can indeed confirm that it gets "a bit ripe" in the summer.

My Mum and Stepdad used to own the Day Nursery on Westcott Rd and we lived above it. Some mornings it could chuck up a right wind. Also used to work on Curtis Rd at Johnstones.

 

[Curious Orange]

My Mum and Stepdad used to own the Day Nursery on Westcott Rd and we lived above it. Some mornings it could chuck up a right wind. Also used to work on Curtis Rd at Johnstones.

So you'll be a connoisseur of road sweepers then!!

 

[Nibble]

So you'll be a connoisseur of road sweepers then!!

Yes, we used to sleep in the newly made truck cabs as well. Very swish.

 

[Paddy B]

This is a mate of a mate of mine