The Difference Between Work and Prison

[ManxSeagull]

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer:



IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8 X 10 cell.

AT WORK you spend the majority of your time in a 6 X 8 cubicle.



IN PRISON you get three meals a day.

AT WORK you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.



IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK you get more work for good behavior.



IN PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.



IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.



IN PRISON you get your own toilet.

AT WORK you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.



IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK you can't even speak to your! ! family.



IN PRISON the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.

AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.



IN PRISON you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.



IN PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK they are called managers.



Have a Great Day at WORK!!!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

that is up in my office, its sad but true

 

[graz126]

trust me it is very true.
were do i fall in this. im going to work in a prison again tomorrow.

 

[bhaexpress]

There is one significant difference. At the end of the day work let's you go home.

 

[berkshire seagull]

Thats it then time for a long stretch

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

to you berky

 

[berkshire seagull]

Nice big bank job is coming
Just think you get sky and also you can have drugs smuggled in if you want them of course.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

can i help you

 

[berkshire seagull]

Yeah you can take the flack while i take the money