The definitive shit list..........

[severnside gull]

I thought this was going to be a classic NSC thread about the consistency of fecal matter

But talking of sloppy poos can I nominate James Arthur.

 

[Superphil]

Publications/press/media that refer to (so called) celebrities by their first name only.

 

[Braders]

Miranda Hart.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Not sure why but I never liked Jimmy Saville, Gary glitter or DLT.

Max Clifford and Freddie Starr give me the chunners too.

 

[Was not Was]

Gary Barlow

 

[PWA]

Sarah Millican.

 

[Lower West Stander]

Victoria Beckham

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Towie is for *****

End of

 

[Common as Mook]

Ed Balls

 

[BBassic]

Jamie Oliver
Everyone on those Essex/Chelsea/Geordie shows
Everyone who watches those Essex/Chelsea/Geordie shows
Russell Brand

 

[Wilko]

The films of Adam Sandler

 

[El Sid]

Nigel "this is how to make toast" Slater

 

[Badger]

I've seen trailers for that Made in Chelsea show and I'm still not 100% sure whether it's real or they're just really really really really BAD actors. I assume it's the latter but I just can't imagine what it must be like to want to watch it.

 

[Butch Willykins]

Vernon Kay

 

[Wilko]

Hello
OK
Heat
etc

THIS with KNOBS on. I fuckin HATE those 'magazines'.

 

[Superphil]

Jeremy Vine (AKA the Daily Mail on the radio)

 

[Knightsworld]

Cheryl Cole

 

[Dusty_Fryer]

 

[glasfryn]

Shameron,Thatcher and all her mob,+all the knob Jockies on here who moan about players who play for the Albion when they not the slightest chance of ever being the Albion manager
3 wheel zimmers
and people who stand at a shop doorway looking in awe at shit they think they have never seen before

 

[Norman Potting]

People who stand and gaze at items on a supermarket shelf before buying them - I would love to have the nerve to ask if they are shopping or trying to memorise them.
The irrational joining together of celebrity names, ie Brangelina, Samcam, etc.