The Definative X Factor Thread - Runners & Riders

[Mendoza]

The only amusing bit is watching the auditions, every retarded, dillusional, working class fuckwit yokel in christendom turns up to waste our time.

That is the only reason I watch it, I love the people that are so deluded and actually think they are good. The people that big themselves up and compare them to superstars of the industry, and then when they open there mouths to sing, they are utterly gash, but still plough on.

Prime example - Ant and Seb

Now its gone into the "proper" bit where people can actually sing, I will stop watching it (though going from what I did watch Laura White is my pick)

 

[Nibble]

Can't go for the Blackburn Blonde - everyone from Balckburn sounds like they have a mouthful of phlegm to get rid of.

Amy however (ignore the back story - nice voice).....

How old is she? Old enough for me to say I would bother her hairy junction or not?

 

[Trigger]

How old is she? Old enough for me to say I would bother her hairy junction or not?

19... Allegedly...

 

[Nibble]

19... Allegedly...

Job.

 

[Ernest]

Whatever happened to Michelle McManus ? I really loved her as she was all woman and she could sit on my face anytime